Friday, June 5, 2020

Reference :- How is the state of Georgia going with it's coronavirus numbers ?

Reference :-  The  republican governor of Georgia has prioritized the economy and eased lockdown early during the current pandemic . We have been following  the results .
Sky anchor and gymnastic presenter of climate fables , Rowan Dean ,will find the statistics interesting .

Good morning Rowan . We are freezing our plums off out here at Kooralya .  It's the coldest winter in years , and timed badly after the hottest summer and worst bush fire season on record . And there is  nothing like an unprecedented conflagration for buggering up the local firewood supply .  Logs for the hearth are harder to get than a government apology these days .

Anyway , knowing you are gifted when it comes to statistics , graphs , and all that other grade 5 maths stuff , we thought you might like to check out the coronavirus numbers in Georgia , USA .  Since the  elected ( more or less ) Republican governor has been sending folk back to work in defiance of medical advice , the coronavirus numbers in the state have been rising .

That's right Rowan , another 700 people were clapped up with contagion in just the last 24 hrs .   I know most of them were black , and the rich white folk are doing fine as their businesses reopen , but it's still not a good look .

If Australia had that rate of infection ,we would be getting about 2000 new cases daily .   There must be some spin you can put on these figures  Rowan . That is your specialty .  We eagerly await your presentation .  Be sure to draw out the pronunciation of any words that refute your argument, so as to make them sound silly .   You know what I mean .  You do that better than your comrade Andy Bolt . 

Andy's  all embroiled in his usual accusations of racial vilification at present and could do with a bit of a hand .  Why not show him how to do it ?    For starters he should call it  rrraayyyshooollll veelificaayyshhunn .   Both hands must wave for emphasis, maybe tell him to watch an old Al Jolson performance for inspiration  .   Obviously that won't wash with anybody sporting an IQ higher than the average orpington , but as we well know Rowan , that is not his target audience anyway .     Looking forward to your Georgia analysis .    

  Your comrade , Ken

PS    And another thing . Those musical interludes you splice into your segments when you can't think of enough to whine about could include an Al Jolson clip from time to time .   You could don a pair of white gloves yourself beforehand , to raise our sense of anticipation .   

It's all about showmanship , isn't it Rowan ?

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