Reference :- Andrew Bolt reckons the coronavirus lockdown should end immediately and was a mistake in the first place .
I guess you are getting sick of sitting at home with your whisky bottle Andy . And it shows . You are flapping your hands about in exasperation more than usual . Be careful you don't take off.
That is an interesting strategy you are promoting . You say it's best to let the brave do what they like , while the cowards obey the rules like the sheep they are . But my son , Ken junior , reckons pandemics don't work like that . He reckons that in no time at all those you call the brave will spread the virus to those you call the cowards .
Ken junior has told me that when his pigeons come down with a disease he must isolate his best birds completely or they end up carking it . But we aren't birds are we Andy ? ( Though we sometimes flap a bit. ) Obviously that protocol doesn't apply to us . And most importantly , pigeons don't have investments and share portfolios going down the gurgler , raising the risk of suicide and alcoholism .
Have you been watching the spread of the virus in Georgia as I suggested in a previous post ? The governor's office just released a graph that shows a steep decline in cases since lockdown was eased . Brian ( the governor ) is probably eager to reopen his businesses before they fold , and no doubt wants to refocus on quelling accusations of voter suppression in the last election . It's a pretty impressive graph , showing a huge decline in cases since he ended the lockdown .
But Ken junior reckons it's the weirdest graph he has seen , with no units on the Y axis , and an X axis not in chronological order . Even the bars representing each county have had their order jumbled to give a false impression of a strong decline in cases . Your "Outsiders Weather Report" offsider Rowan Dean should check it out , he has a particular interest in the manipulation of graphs and data.
Also , did you notice that yesterday saw the largest increase in new infections worldwide since the pandemic began ? And Brazil is having a rough time of it since Mr Bolsonaro told everybody to get back to work and stop worrying . You had better run a segment explaining why those statistics are nothing for us to worry about because it can't happen here .
By the way , there is no need to thank me for helping you out from time to time . It's a pleasure and fills the time during lockdown .
Have a whisky for me . Your comrade , Ken
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