Reference :- Andy Bolt vented his anger about the Cardinal Pell case by taking us on a video tour of the crime scene .
Hey Andy , cheer up for Christ's sake . You always believed that the Cardinal had been stitched up , and should be set free , so why all the furious whingeing ? And look how nicely timed for Easter the good news has arrived . There is something ironic in that , don't you think ?
Personally I haven't the foggiest whether he is innocent or guilty . The case was hard to judge . It was like a mafia trial where other mafia bosses are asked to give evidence . Who can you believe ?
Anyway , I really liked that home made video footage of you walking the scene of the alleged crime .
Your prurient interest came over really well. All those maps and stuff about the timing and so on was fascinating . It made me wish I could slip on a few robes myself , and time how long it took me to whip my pecker out .
If you will accept one small criticism though , you need to add a creepy soundtrack . The camera's eye view of a fiend stalking hallowed ground should always be accompanied creepy music , interspersed with slow heavy breathing .
Bung some of that in , and you have a clip worthy of entering in a short film competition .
So Andy , when you calm down , what do you think we have learned from all this ? Mostly I reckon it's that the powerful have a better chance of getting a retrial if they are convicted of a sex crime .
Yeah , apparently there are plenty of low profile convicted sex offenders who swear they are innocent , and statistically they have about a one in one hundred chance of getting a retrial
Both the good Cardinal , and the family of the victims are eager to put this awful business behind them . It was a quiet denouement to a tragic episode , and the exact truth will never be known .
But we can always rely on you , Andy , to pour petrol on the dying sparks of a scandalous news story , without regard for the feelings of those intimately involved .
Your comrade , Ken .
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