Reference :- The highly regarded team at Sky News seems to be running amok . Except for Alan Jones , who has been steered in the direction of a serious news story by a chance meeting .
Looking at the number of their viewers on You Tube , the Sky News team appears less popular than a rerun of " The Jerry Springer Show " . Andy Bolt seems intent on saving us from an invasion by fake aborigines . Peta Credlin is warning us that the Greens are ruining the economy , presumably using voodoo since they have never been in government . Chris Kenny has determined that climate change alarmists are triggering a global apocalypse . Paul Murray is impossible to watch as he sulks in his adolescent version of a man cave , surrounded by inaccurate tributes to the supposed golden age of Holden's technological dominance .
But Alan Jones has captured the limelight , following a chance meeting at an airport with a fan who informed him of something truly alarming . It was all news to Jonesie , who now blusters angrily about some legislation which was introduced to parliament ages ago while he was busy measuring CO2 levels using the tea leaf technique and interviewing experts in aluminium foil hats . The proposed new legislation places a limit on our use of cash , otherwise known as legal tender . It looks like it might not be entirely legal for much longer .
Well Jonesie , you have more blustering to do yet , since you have not yet uncovered the full story . Not only does the government want to ban the use of cash for transactions over ten thousand quid , it also wants the power to adjust that figure to anything it likes without another vote in parliament . Any figure they like , though improbable , includes ten cents .
That is cause for bluster indeed , but Jonesie you must look up the appropriately named " Bail In Law " from two years ago . Thanks to pressure from the IMF and The World Bank parliament has already passed a law allowing the banks to keep your savings if they run into a little liquidity problem . That's right , our savings are not secure . In the eyes of the law they are an unsecured loan to the bank . And the interest rate we receive for that unsecured loan looks a bit puny alongside credit card rates . Of course , we are told we have no cause for concern . We can trust the banks . However , it is hard to overlook the fact that they have broken the law a few million times and stolen billions from us , even if they were honest mistakes .
The Sky Reply has received enquiries about this frightening state of affairs , but Jonesie , you are the man to run the story and inform the public . It might be a nice break from tea leaves and Alfoil hats . These are the economists to turn to for the facts .
Martin North
John Adams
Steve Keen .
Robert Barwick.
These people are relatively unknown , since they don't roll with stories about toilet paper or fake aborigines to distract us from the real issues
It may seem odd to you at first , listening to people who actually know something , but you will soon adjust .
We look forward to your informed analysis . Your comrade , Ken
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