Reference :- The Sky Reply revisits a previous post .

Reference :-   Cherished Prime minister and deep thinker Mr Scott Morrison has come clean about a bit of a fib he told last year .

Mr Morrison , sir , last year the team here at The Sky Reply advised that you be honest with the public ( you know , those folk who pay your wages ) and admit that you had tried  to scrounge an invitation to The White House for your pastor , Brian Houston .  At the time we said that being honest would save your credibility , since lies revealed at a later date always make one look shabby .

Sadly you must have missed that edition of our popular blog , and now the inevitable has unfolded and you look like a lying dickhead .   There is little that can be done now , but damage control is better than nothing in such circumstances.  In this instance it is vital that you ensure Pastor Houston doesn't get caught out for telling porkies too.  Last year he said that he was unaware of any invitation . I guess you must have figured he could just grab his backpack and head off at a moments notice if you scored him an invitation . What a nice surprise he would have enjoyed . 

The Royal Commission into  Institutional Responses to Child Abuse has accused Pastor Houston of concealing allegations of child abuse , so his credibility is shaky at best .   We are not much into tax deductible sects  here in Kooralya , so excuse us if we are wrong , but  number 8 of those stone tablets that Moses received  had an inscription which translates as  " thou shalt not tell whoppers  " .

And lying is one thing , but simultaneously besmirching the reputation of those who are on to your scummy game is tacky indeed .     Which you did .  Rather like an adulterer calling their partner paranoid as they attempt to shift the blame .

Well Mr Morrison , sir ,  while  you are asking forgiveness for deplorable turpitude , why not come clean about everything else as well.   Maybe just list off all the rorts , read them out in parliament and ask for absolution .     A special long sitting  might be required , but then you can  return to your parish with a clear conscience  .     

  Your  comrade ,  Ken .  ( PS   Tell Pastor Houston to keep his trap shut . )