Reference :- The northern hemishere is experiencing record cold spells .

Reference :-  Mellow mannered meteorology messenger Rowan Dean proved the climate is not changing.

Well researched Rowan.   Over 600 record low temperatures have already been  measured this winter in the northern hemisphere, you tell us  .   That is precisely what the scientists predicted after the record summer heat that buggered the polar vortex .   There were over 400 record high temperatures in the north last year , and the science predicted that record cold spells would follow as the polar vortex broke down  . Looks like the scientists were right on the money there Rowan .  

That makes over 1000 new temperature records for the northern hemisphere in less than twelve months .  But would you call that a change in anything , like maybe the climate , for example  ?    I defer to your greater understanding of matters meteorological , no doubt gleaned during your intensive training as a slick advertising guru and neoliberal  philosopher  .

 But Rowan , can you just quickly explain  how a thousand new temperature records don't indicate a change in the climate ?    My son , Ken junior , and his mates have been laughing their heads off at you and your similarly  qualified offsider , that nice Rita girl , and I need some ammunition with which to fight back on your behalf .

And make it snappy if you can , we have a wager running and if you can't come up with something half plausible I will have to pony up for delivered pizzas during this Friday's Scrabble game .  And the lads here at The Sky Reply always order those expensive ones with anchovies .

 Thanking you in anticipation , Your comrade , Ken