Reference :- Andy Bolt has pointed out that climate change is just the new fad .
It sure is flooding here in Kooralya Andy . But you will be pleased to hear we never use the word "unprecedented ", which always reveals a lack of perspective . Even if we haven't seen a worse flood during our own short lifetime, doubtless some day in the past a diprotodon was swept to its doom as Kooralya creek burst it banks . You won't catch us using hyperbole here . Not in a million years .
My son ,Ken junior, can't wait for all the discussion about how we have had worse floods before , and is looking forward to seeing lots of tragic historic footage of people in sepia coloured clothes
getting their horses bogged or watching their hut get swept away .
Of course the insurance council has declared no less than 6 national emergencies in the last five months , and is now bleating on about record rainfall. But that is just the usual rhetoric they use in the hope of gleaning sympathy . I feel sorry for all those thousands of citizens in Sydney without power for days , but some of the media carries on as though this is " unprecedented " and the hyperbole is annoying . It's like watching somebody on the Titanic panic because a little water is flooding into their cabin , when the cabins at the other end of the ship became completely submerged an hour ago.
My son Ken junior , can't wait for what he wittily refers to as " the historic battle " when Sky News presents all the evidence to prove that , historically , the floods and blackouts have been worse in the past , so no need to blame climate change . Personally I don't know what to think , you can't trust the media these days and maybe they were also dodgy , and exaggerated disasters , back in the days of yore . I guess we will never know.
Anyway Andy , Ken junior has done a bit of preliminary research which you are welcome to use . Though the current blackouts might have a few thousand people annoyed , he has discovered that from July 1798 to July 1799 all of Sydney was without power . That is an entire year . Makes a few days now look far from "unprecedented " doesn't it ? Keep up the good work .
Your comrade , Ken
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