Reference :- Did the Minister for Energy and Emissions Reduction , Angus Taylor , accuse the Labor Party of being anti semitic ?

Reference :-   During an incoherent rant about his own obnoxious carryings on,  Angus Taylor confused  parliament , and himself .

 Dang it Angus .   In the thick of the confusion you actually apologised for something you didn't do.  And nobody seemed to notice.   Mind you there are so many things you should be apologising for that you are still way in front on that score .   Yes , so what  happened is , you apologised  to Mr Albanese for calling him , and his party, antisemitic .  It was a very shallow apology , at best , and earned you no credit .  But the worst of it was that you hadn't even done that . I guess you were hurling venom around so much , nobody could quite follow what was happening , and when the Speaker asked you to retract a statement you hadn't actually made , it seemed like a fair call anyway .  What you had done , in fact ,was say that labor had supported Naomi Wolf , who had called you anti -semitic.

  Angus , young man ,  you should watch the video of the incident .  Your loyal comrades on the front bench observed your performance like a pack of wolves watching a bleeding fox trying to get out of a trap.  They can smell blood , and they are ready to pounce .  I mean , of course ,  Mr Morrison , Mr McCormack,  young Josh Frydenberg et al.     Mr Porter, in particular  looked like he wanted to eject you from parliament like a human cannonball .  

You must watch the video , then after you have changed your pants , you need to sit down and work out a plan .  This bully boy reshuffle of portfolios , which Mr Morrison has sprung on everybody out of the blue after failing on the first go with his union bashing  bill  , gives you the chance to step down while saving  face .  Not totally , of course , but perhaps your eyebrows and the one or both buccinator muscles .   You are going to need plenty of time to prepare for all those court proceedings , especially now those 55,000 shares in a 150 million dollar company you had forgotten to declare have come to light . What on earth happened there ? Did they fall out of you briefcase at everybody's feet while you were fumbling for the car keys or something ? 

My son , Ken junior , has seen that video clip  (from about 2013 I think it was )  where you mentioned living down the corridor from Naomi Wolf at Oxford  .  He reckons he noticed you using a deliberately smirking overtone to give the impression you were more than just corridor mates , when you weren't.   This might partly explain her phone call to your office and her angry remarks .  Like I said Angus , it is time to jump ship before the Tories keelhaul you . 

Your comrade , Ken .