Reference :- Andy ( I never make needlessly cruel remarks ) Bolt interviewed his son , so they could laugh at American Senator Elizabeth Warren.

Reference :-   Andy Bolt and his son teamed up to expose the criminal activity of American senator  Elizabeth Warren .

Andy .   So nice to see you interviewing your son .  He seems like a smart young lad , full of remarkable insights .    The public certainly needs to be warned about this Elizabeth Warren woman .  Yes , she has all those university degrees and has held positions where her expertise has been sought by both governments and private enterprise . And she is one of the most cited scholars in the area of commercial law.  But that  doesn't mean she can be trusted.

 She has been telling everybody what they want to hear for ages .   Universal healthcare , higher wages ,  a clean environment , decent housing , fair elections .... you know, that sort of thing .  But all along she has been concealing something terrible .  She claimed to have Native American ancestry , and following a DNA test it has been revealed that although she does have some Native American corpuscles  , there are not as many as she thought . Horror upon horror !!   What could she do ?  Well , as if that would be enough to satisfy anybody , she has only apologised .

Andy,  please forgive me for pointing out that you are guilty of ....let's say hyperbole... when you said  that she was ' pretending to be a Native American "  .  That implies a deliberate deception , which isn't true . She was simply mistaken about the number of native double helices in her genome .  She is very clever , and would not have had such a test if she was deliberately lying .   But nonetheless,  Andy and James , she was incorrect , and people don't expect their politicians to make mistakes of such huge magnitude .   (Just wait and see how long poor young Angus Taylor lasts after only a few insignificant  mistakes) .

 Mr Trump , however ,  has never made a mistake with his ancestry.    He has been involved in 3500 or so legal actions since 1990 , including paying out 25 million to settle a fraud case involving Trump University.  He is even being sued at present by his former chauffeur for failing to pay his wages . And he is under investigation for an alleged  400 million in tax evasion .  But he has never been mistaken about the history of his DNA , and that is the important thing .  Not keeping  close tabs on his DNA was what blew Bill Clinton's career , and Mr Trump would never make the same mistake .

I wonder , Andy , would your son James be interested in meeting my son , Ken junior sometime ?  I am most willing to have him stay here on the farm gratis .  We need all the hands we can get out here with the fire fighting , and James looks like a fit young lad .  Also , I would be appreciative if James , who clearly admires you , could teach Ken junior  (the little socialist ) a bit of respect for his dear old dad .   Think it over Andy , and let me know .  If James does come , it would be sensible for him to bring his own roll of toilet tissue .   The local newsagent gives me his unsold copies of "  The Australian " for the outhouse , but they take a bit of getting used to.   Obviously I never read them while answering a call of nature , otherwise I would be in there all day .  Are you with me ?  

Your comrade , Ken



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