Reference :- Peta Credlin informed us that our tax dollars are being used to treat an Iranian asylum seeker's membrum virile following a self harm incident .

Reference  :-    This story has the works .  Queue jumping asylum seeker , taxpayer dollars , controversial medevac laws , privacy violation , media manipulation , deceitful politics , and best of all.... a foreign gentleman's wing wang .

Top of the morning to you Peta .  Indeed, as you say , why would a healthy male inject palm oil into his joystick ?   Apparently it is a popular pastime in that part of the world .  Hundreds of would be casanovas have found themselves in hospital, or the morgue, after pumping palm oil into their peckers .  So what was the motivation ?  

  Personally ,  I am running with the notion that he was depressed and going mad after 6yrs of detention in a tropical gulag with no hope of release .   I mean , if you were going to deliberately self  harm to exploit the medevac laws,  why puncture  your  pocket rocket when you could chew soap and fake epileptic fits instead ?   And what of this media leak that  has deprived the chap of all privacy ?   This is not the sort of medical emergency that a man enjoys seeing plastered across the front pages .  In fact , is such a disclosure of a patient's sensitive medical history even legal ?   The right honorable Mr Peter Dutton could have intervened but didn't .  Perhaps the media frenzy suits his purposes . After all, parliament is about to vote on the abolition of  the medevac laws and this story couldn't have surfaced at a better time .    

There have been 93 public submissions in favour of the medevac laws , and only 2 against . Clearly there is a need to steer public opinion in the direction of government policy , and there is nothing quite like a foreign fellow's phallus to prick everybody's ears .      Lastly Peta , I wouldn't worry too much about that ten grand spent on dingle debridement   .   Our offshore gulag system has cost taxpayers around 5 billion so far ,and it has only bought us deaths , suicides , mental illness , and hatred .  All provided for us at inflated prices by private companies  with the bona fides of a crack peddler .  Meanwhile more than a thousand asylum seekers arrive each month by air .  

  Before closing , my son , Ken junior , has taken quite an interest in this incident .  He has heard that palm oil injections sometimes do work and wants to know more . You know what boys are like at his age .  If you have access to more information in that regard he would be most appreciative .  Personally I think it's about time he simply hardened up .   The lad is also worried that you could be placing yourself at risk of litigation by contravening medical privacy laws .   If that is the case, perhaps you should consider pulling the story .  

 Your comrade ,  Ken