Reference :- Paul Murray , supported by his annoyingly puerile offsider , Rowan Dean , described a speech by Mr Albanese as "Thunbergesque " . But why is that ? What is the connection ?
OK Paul, and Rowan . Where was the connection with Greta Thunberg ? I think what you have done is invent an adjective that describes anybody you don't agree with . Well did you notice The Sky Reply did that recently with Andrew Bolt ? The Sky Reply coined the word " andibolt" to describe somebody who is a hypocrite about being hypocritcal . I think you could be in breach of copyright with your " thunbergesque " , since I thought of the idea first .
I have no desire to pursue this in the courts , though doubtless I would win a large settlement . Under the circumstances , I would be happy to settle the matter in return for an apology and a consideration of a paltry one hundred quid , which is what I currently need to feed my orpingtons for the month . . My son , Ken junior reckons I should " take those pricks to the cleaners " but that is not my style . Payment by cash in a brown paper bag would be appreciated , since you can't trust the banks these days . After recent revelations he says he wouldn't even walk into one unless he was wearing a chastity belt . In future , I would appreciate it if you consulted me first before stealing my ideas . I am not an unreasonable man , and you can rest assured that a suitable deal can always be struck .
Your comrade , Ken
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