Reference :- The government , in it's desperate , and so far failed , bid to bring in their new union bashing bill informs us that rogue unions have been breaking the law two to three times every week.
However , the banks , they tell us , don't need to face any " bank bashing " legislation since they have not " persistently " broken the law.
Well , to plagiarise the late author , Douglas Adams, this must be some new usage of the word " persistently " with which we are not familiar . If we set aside the findings of the banking royal commission , and just consider Westpac's latest transgressions , there appear to have been about 23 million of them . How does that compare with two to three per week ?
Fortunately my son , Ken junior has a phone app , whatever that is , which can do simple mathematical calculations . He just ran the numbers , and it turns out that the unions would have to continue breaking the law at that rate for the next 192,000 years to merely catch up with Westpac . I think that illustrates the need to slap most of those so called "bashing " laws on to the banks , not the unions . And with great haste .
Also , I suggest you discourage the use of the term "bashing " . It sounds like everybody hates the unions and wants to cripple them , but without them we probably wouldn't have superannuation or medicare , among many other things . Have you noticed how wages have remained stagnant since union membership fell to under 20% of the workforce ? And now the economy has stalled because nobody can afford to buy anything . ( Except , of course , the CEOs who are making out like bandits . )
That calculator app on Ken junior's phone sure works a treat , maybe Mr Angus Taylor , current minister in disgrace , should run one to stop him getting his figures wrong. Ken junior says the telephone company is promoting a "two for the price one " deal for apps at the moment , so for no extra fee he might also be able to install one that tells him when his arse is on fire .
Your comrade , Ken
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