Reference :- After reading the message sent to the board of the Westpac bank by the honorable Mr Scott Morrison, Ken junior has taken the liberty of rewriting it with a dash of much needed extra verve . But first , Mr Morrison's original message is quoted below .
" I would like to see at this board meeting and the many board meetings that will follow a confident plan to address , firstly , the clear weaknesses they've had in their systems that have allowed this to take place , which they have identified. And secondly , there has to be some understanding of the accountability for when these take place "
Ken junior reckons it's not only their systems that reveal clear weaknesses . He says he hasn't seen such a total weaselling out since his pet weasel did a runner . He has provided below , a revised version with some extra gusto which he offers gratis . He hopes that Mr Morrison , a man deeply concerned about the plight of our unemployed Newstarters might view it favourably and offer him a position as a speechwriter . And perhaps , one day very soon , he could be ghost writer for the best seller describing his standout achievements , as he steered the country towards it's first budget surplus in years , and hang the consequences . As Mr Morrison once said , if you give it a go , you will get a go . Whatever that means . So here is Ken junior's version , reproduced below in full cinemascope .
" I demand from this board meeting , and as many more as it takes , the total eradication of all the shifty criminal activity that you have knowingly and dishonestly concealed for years . And secondly, if you are caught committing deplorable turpitude again, we will jam you in the slammer faster than you can say " multimillion dollar bonuses " and throw the keys down one of Clive Palmer' s defunct mine shafts . You shabby bunch of pricks . "
Not at all bad for a teenager . I think Mr Morrison will be amused by it's presumption .
Let's all wish Ken junior luck with it .
Your comrade , Ken
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