Saturday, November 16, 2019

Reference :- Barnaby Joyce finally admitted there is climate change , but his meticulous scientific research has revealed that a major cause is fluctuations in the Sun's magnetic field .

Reference :-    Defying well known climate expert and  universally loved  Prime Minister ,  Mr Scott Morrison ,  Mr Barnaby Joyce admits that climate change is real . However , he says , changes in the magnetic field of the Sun could account for global warming , rather than the burning of fossil fuels .

Well Barnaby , I couldn't find a credible scientist who thinks the Sun's magnetic field has a thing to do with climate change , though since you said so , they must exist .   You should have referenced the many peer reviewed articles you have no doubt studied .   And here's another thing .  Microwaves are electromagnetic radiation . They heat up food in microwave ovens .  Maybe the microwaves juicing up our mobile phones and communications are heating the planet ?  Perhaps if everybody went off the air for a few days the planet would cool .   It's worth a try at least , and if you stopped the bush fires you would be PM in a flash .  Since I thought of it first , could you help me out with my son Ken junior ?   He has been job hunting for some time now, with no luck . Perhaps you could get him a job working for you as a research assistant .  You wouldn't believe how good he is at making things up.   The other day I accused him of  driving the ute without my permission since  the petrol was all gone . He said it was evaporation because of the heat .  I pointed out that the odometer had gone up by 500klms and he said I must have mistaken an" 8 " for a " 3 " due to the smoke from the fires .  .  The lad sure is quick with his footwork  , and would be a great asset .   

Your comrade , Ken

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