Reference :- Rita Panahi told us that "miserable moaners " are already gearing up for next year's Australia Day .

Reference :- " Miserable Moaners " was hilarious .  It just begged the reply ,
" Alluring Alliteration Alleges Alien Alliances ".  Not a big story , but we can't be serious all the time , can we ?

 Hello Rita  . Haha ,  I do appreciate your less serious contributions to Sky News . They don't strain the brain as much . Anyway , it's all fun , and I thought I might offer a suggestion for the headline you will use when Australia Day finally rocks around .
 "    Hysterical Halfwits Hijack Holiday ".  It has a certain "je ne sais quoi"  does it not ? The beauty of it is that you can hang the "halfwit" moniker on anyone you like , come the day , so it doesn't matter who causes  strife , the same headline will suffice .    You are welcome to use it free of any consideration for copyright .  Like you , I also enjoy a bit of witty alliteration, and it might help lighten things up a bit .  Australia day is starting to look more like a Nuremberg Rally , what with all those flags , and that air of defiance .   Always feel free to ask me for help  if you are stumped for a good headline .  

Your comrade,  Ken.