Saturday, October 26, 2019

Reference :- Andy Bolt didn't quite nail this one . Its enough to make a chap want to go out and get hammered.

Reference :-    Andy states that scientists want equal gender representation of animal specimens in museums , and sees this as scientists pandering  to the politically correct .  And, he asserts , since  they do that , they are obviously also pandering to the climate change alarmists .   "To scientists indoctrinated by the left ", he intimates , "just  like the man with the hammer , everything is a nail ". 

 Andy , who in the name of God did the research for this piece of crap?   You quote the biologist , Natalie Cooper , and accuse her of irrationally making a fuss about the gender representation in museum specimens .   I am sure she has never heard that the males of most species are more dramatic visually so they can intimidate predators or attract mates . Biologists know bugger all about sexual displays  .  So thanks for pointing that out . You should write a book  . Bloody brilliant observation .  But before you rush off to the publishers, allow me to correct you on a couple of  points .  

Firstly , Natalie Cooper , the biologist ,was not the centrepiece  of the article to which you referred . It was Caroline Criado- Perez , who was reporting second hand  Natalie Cooper's  observation concerning  museum specimens .  Caroline's profession is journalism , which is what you like to have a bit of a go at Andy .  She was putting her own spin on something , which I know you would never do , but some journalists lack your meticulous scruples. 

  So , let's  bypass the journalistic spin ,  and go straight to the source , which is the actual scientist Natalie Cooper who made the original observation .   Her main point is that because there are statistically more male specimens in museums ,since  they look more striking , there is a problem with researching species in decline , (which is  most species , in fact ) since males and females often have different diets , and statistical analyses of stomach contents is more difficult due to a lack of specimens .  She didn't actually say it was politically incorrect that more female specimens weren't killed , sent to the taxidermist , and presented to the public mounted in a glass cabinet with a stick up their backsides .  She was expressing concern for  the lack of research specimens .  

 Many species have far more females then males in their natural populations , and we need to study their diets , and ailments  ( like parasite infections ) and hormonal responses to environmental change . So we need a good supply of female specimens .  Do you get it Andy ?  Since you think it is valid to make this startling connection  , I guess that means if she isn't denying science to appease the crazy lefties , then all those other scientists aren't denying science to appease the climate alarmists.   I am just following your lead with this line of reasoning Andy , its a bit too complicated for me to understand .
I know its too late to remove this crappy article from the world wide web .  ( Oh the web we weave when first etc ) .  But here's a tip for a follow up on the same topic that might get you out of the poo with this one .  Have you seen that those biologists we all despise  have named a new species of beetle after Greta Thunberg ?  I guess that's because she bugs everybody so much .  (  they recently shamelessly buttered up David Attenborough by bestowing a similar  honour  upon him )   You can go to town with a story there , and it gives you another opportunity to feature some cherry picked footage of Greta that you can ridicule .
 Since I thought of it first , a brief mention of me , as perhaps , contributing editor, would be much appreciated .   You can take credit for the "bug " line if you like , as encouragement .  

 Your comrade , Ken




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