Reference Andy Bolt dismissed an unexpected , but valid point , made by right winger Stephen Conroy .
Reference : - Andy bolt criticized Greens leader , Richard Di Natale for having his recent surgery
provided by Medicare, thereby taking advantage of the system ,when he could afford to be treated privately . He expected Stephen Conroy to agree with him, but was surprised by the response .
Hello again Andy . How annoying that Stephen failed to support you on this occasion . But you have to admit he had a good point . What a lost opportunity . If Richard Di Natale had been treated privately you could have sneered ( Oh , and I can picture it . ) " So here is a man who wants socialist medicine for everybody , but goes privately himself . What a hypocrite ! " ( A bit of an arm wave and a deep sigh for emphasis . )
But since he went through the public system , to show his confidence in Medicare , you accuse him of robbing the system and stealing a bed from some poor schmuck . ( The word you used for a member of the public , which you should avoid, since schmucks are the reason you have a job. ) You were on a sure thing either way , and then Stephen stuffed it . Surely you run through these things backstage before the cameras roll ?
There is a lesson here Andy , never assume anything . Personally , I think that politicians should all be obliged to use public hospitals , state schools , and even public transport whenever feasible . That would encourage them to ensure such facilities are always ship shape . Nevertheless , returning to your interview , that certainly is a good technique you have honed over the years , and it has a broad application , often emulated by your fine team at Sky News . ( And my son , Ken junior , the sullen teenager. ) For example , if somebody attends a climate rally you can sneer " they are so hypocritical that they pour CO2 into the atmosphere flying to a conference demanding lower CO2 emissions . " And should they not attend , you can still sneer " so uncommitted to their cause they couldn't even be bothered attending a conference" , and add the coup de grace " I suppose they had to spend taxpayer's money flying elsewhere that week . "
But Andy, for heaven's sake , don't interview guests who reveal your modus operandi to viewers . To finish on an upbeat note , good on you for skimming lightly over all this silly freedom of the press nonsense . You have spent enough time in court to keep the lid on that particular can of worms .
Your comrade , Ken .
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