Reference :- It has been leaked to the media that Palestinian prisoners have been raped in Israeli prisons .

 Reference : -  Video tapes of prisoners being raped in Israeli prisons have greatly upset Mr Netanyahu . 

Dear Mr Netanyahu , 

                                     Bad press can cause tremendous damage to a chap's reputation , as you well know . After all , bad press is often used by Mossad to discredit their opponents .  Of course , you call it Hasbara , but as they say ... a rose by any other name would smell the same (  apologies to C J Dennis ) .  

Sadly , immersed as you are in the fog of genocide ... ahem , I mean war ..  while facing the vicious assault of ungrateful pettifoggers intent on having you incarcerated for corruption , you have failed to remember these basic rules for addressing attacks by the media . 

1.  Deny the event occurred . This you have not done . In fact , you confirmed that it occurred. 

2.  Deny knowing of the event . This you have not done , you have confirmed your knowledge of it. 

3.  Condemn the perpetrators .  This you have not done . 

4. Express sympathy for the victims and their families .   This you have also overlooked . 

As far as 1 and 2 are concerned , there is no going back . 

In theory , you could still action 3 and 4 , but that will appear insincere after the long delay . 

It looks like your goose is well and truly cooked on this issue , so what you need is a distraction . 

Why not start another war ?   Or at least bomb another country ?  In the past 72 hours you have attacked 6 countries , Palestine , Lebanon , Syria , Tunisia , Qatar and Yemen , two of which you have recently made ceasefire  agreements with . It might be unwise to attack Iran again right now ,  since Mr Trump may not back you up , and Iran now has powerful allies in Russia and China .  Remember how badly it went when you last attacked Iran , hoping to spark a popular uprising ?  Iran is now more united and stronger than ever . Attacking Iraq is a possibility , and excuses can be easily invented , but maybe having 7 countries in the region hate you is one too many . 

Have you thought of attacking Tobago ?  They recently refused to refuel a US Navy vessel that threatens the security of Venezuela . Since Israel and the USA are joined at the hip , I am sure you could paint that as an antisemitic attack . Is there a Synagogue there you can bomb ? Or an Israeli Embassy ? A false flag attack could work wonders .  

Anyway , you may have a better idea ... perhaps a war in Cyprus where the locals are tiring of Zionist settler interference and attempts to force apartheid upon them ?  .   The main thing is the need for a distraction , and whatever you do , never speak of those unspeakable rapes again .  

Your Comrade  , 

Ken  

 

 

                                     

Reference :- Sometimes a google search takes you to an unexpected site .

Reference :-   We thought that young Douglas Murray had disappeared from the interweb  , until we accidentally stumbled across him again . 

Yesterday I searched the interweb trying to find an episode of the gloriously subversive cartoon series  "Quads " by John Callahan .   Sadly John , a quadriplegic  , died many years ago , but I have kept his books in the comic section of the bookcase .  The lads at The Sky Reply are disinclined to open books , and find a computer screen more easy to read .  Personally I find the smell and feel of paper strangely comforting , and the blue light from a computer screen alienating , but that is because I am old , or so the lads tell me . 

Anyway , while searching the cartoon series " Quads " ,  I stumbled upon a media site called " The Quad " , and blow me down if young Douglas Murray was not on the screen being interviewed .  I thought that the lads might be interested , since they all thought  Douglas Murray was in hiding following his total humiliation on that Joe Rogan show ... and a few other shows as well .  

" Hey lads .   Douglas Murray is being interviewed  . " , I said . 

Ken junior cracked the popcorn , and we sat down to enjoy the show . 

It turned out that the interviewer was Ms Fleur Hassan - Nahoum , the Deputy Mayor  of Jerusalem and a staunch Zionist . 

" It's nice to see that Doug is accepting interviews from folk who understand the importance of compromise and don't hold extreme views . " I said . 

" Is it .  " , Ken junior said , rhetorically . 

" Considering that Doug desperately needs to restore some fragments of his lost credibility ,  it is foolish of him to associate with Ms  Hassan-Nahoum  . " , Gabbo said . 

" How so ? ", I said

"  Allow me to quote , verbatim , a statement made by  Ms Hassan - Nahoum  . " ,  Gabbo  said . 

  Here is the statement . 

" I saw the report {of IDF snipers shooting at a Church ) this morning .  There are no churches in Gaza , so I am not sure where the report is talking about . Unfortunately there are no Christians in Gaza because they were driven out by Hamas .... I don't know what happened , I don't know who was attacked , I didn't see the report . " 

"  How many lies can be crammed into one short statement ?  It is not true that there are no Churches in Gaza . It is not true that there are no Christians in Gaza . It is not true that Hamas drove away the Christians . ( Anybody can watch a priest being interviewed after his Church was shot up by the IDF , and Pope Francis regularly talked with his Palestinian Christians in Gaza. ).  Furthermore ,  to ice her stale cake of mendacity , Ms Hassan -Nahoum began her statement by claiming she had seen the report , and finished it by saying she had not seen the report .  "  Gabbo said . 

" That is concerning . Young Douglas needs to choose his interviewers more carefully .  This does his reputation no favours at all . " , I said . 

" Nobody of any standing in the media is interested in Douglas anymore . He must be getting desperate " , Gabbo said . 

" Oh how the mighty have fallen . " , Ken junior said . 

" What? " , I said . 

" Old Testament 2 Samuel 1:19 " , Ken junior said . 

I wonder if  Ken junior has read the manifestos of  tax deductible bronze age superstitions ?  But I guess if he has , that is an easily remembered quote . 

Your comrade , Ken