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Reference :-   There was trouble at the Kooralya pub last night . 

 Dear Mr Netanyahu , 

                                    You have a lot on your plate at the moment , what with balancing your finger on the hair trigger of nuclear armageddon and all , so I thought you might appreciate hearing from the Sky Reply , as a useful distraction .  Young Gabbo often claims that we are a warlike species , and last night his opinion was validated once more .  

It went like this .  A strange bloke came to town on a Harley Davidson motorbike , parked it outside the pub , went up to the bar , and ordered a beer .  He sat on that beer for a long time , to keep his wits about him . As the other blokes in the bar drank on , he pretended to befriend them .   Once everybody had a skinful , he started a fight , and then quietly slipped out the side door to the bottle shop and informed  the bottle shop attendant that a fight had started in the bar .

"  A fight has started in the bar " , he said . 

Trevor , the bottle shop attendant , rushed to the bar .  The stranger took the opportunity to help himself to the contents of the cash register.  Unfortunately the fight had by then spilled out into the street . The Harley Davidson was knocked over , petrol leaked onto the exhaust , and the bike was consumed in a blazing inferno . 

The local cop , Graham , has slammed the bikie in the lockup , pending the arrival of the circuit judge . 

Graham , investigating the case ,  asked Trevor what the fight had been about in the first instance . 

 " What was the fight about in the first instance ?  " ,  Graham said 

" Somebody accused somebody of carrying a flick knife " , Trevor said . 

" And was there a flick knife ? " , Stanley said . 

" I dunno .  " , Trevor said . 

Anyway Mr Netanyahu , that's the latest from Kooralya .  

 How are you going with the war in Iran ?   I guess that it is a useful distraction from Gaza , where I see you have ramped up the ethnic cleansing while the world is not looking .  

I am sure you know what you are doing , but if I was you I would be careful about where I parked my motorbike .    

Are you with me ? 

Your comrade ,  

Ken .