Reference :- The White House approved of the image , and reposted it on the official web site .
Dear Mr Trump Sir ,
That was a great idea , showing your respect for the dead by posting an image of yourself dressed as the deceased . You may have started a new fad . The plebs , especially the ones who flaunt their percipience by wearing MAGA baseball caps and T shirts and strapping little boxes to their ears , are sure to start emulating you . Doubtless people will soon be arriving at funerals dressed as their dead friend or relative .
As one of the world's most admired social influencers , have you considered impersonating leaders who have not yet expired ? You have just won the hearts of 1.4 billion Catholics around the globe with your tasteful tribute , why not masquerade as the Ayatolla Khamenei ? That is sure to delight 2 billion Muslims . You could then deck yourself out in the garb of the Dalai Lama , which is guaranteed to enchant 500 million Buddhists. That would make you the darling of half the world's population .
But do it as soon as possible . You are a trend setter , not a follower .
Oh , I almost forgot the Archbishop of Canterbury . There are not as many Anglicans , but it all adds up .
Ken junior notes that the Dalai Lama and the Ayatolla dress very humbly compared with the Christian leaders , so they should be easy to simulate . If you decide to include the evangelicals in the USA, that would be easy too. Just put on a 10,000 dollar suit , flaunt a 200,000 dollar watch , and post an image of yourself boarding a private Learjet with a condescending sneer .
Your comrade , Ken .
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