Wednesday, May 28, 2025

Reference:- International celebrity and self- anointed intellectual , Jordan Peterson , debated 20 atheists .

 Reference :-  Jordan Peterson's performance in a recent debate will certainly take the spotlight off Douglas Murray's recent annihilation on the Joe Rogan show . 

Dear Douglas , 

                          As a keen researcher and intellectual , I am sure you will have watched the recent Jordan Peterson debate .  I notice that the title of the debate was changed after the event  .  Originally it was promoted as " Christian vs 20 athiests "  , but after Mr Peterson took offense during the debate because a student had the temerity to assume he was a christian ,  the title was changed to " Jordan Peterson vs 20 atheists .   "   I guess that removed the need to define what is meant by " christian " .  Although , fundamentally it didn't address the chaos in the hierarchy of presuppositions people make when they claim to believe that such a person as Jordan Peterson actually exits .  Depending , of course , on what one means when one says '"actually exists " .

Anyway Douglas  , you must be thankful that you have been evicted from the corner of the media schoolroom , and your dunce cap passed to Mr Peterson .  Without wishing to say " I told you so " , I do feel obliged to say something .  

  Weeks ago , after your breathtaking humiliation by comedian Dave Smith on that Joe Rogan Show , I advised  that your best option was to lie low , say nothing , and wait for another conservative commentator to dig their own grave with their  mouth .   Instead , you panicked and arranged rushed interviews with your supporters .  These interviews served only to damage the reputations of gentleman like Sam Harris , Konstantin Kisin et al .  Sadly , your comrades' reputations sank along with yours. You seemed to be running your own media based " Hannibal Directive " .   

As it turns out , all that destructive flapping about was unnecessary .  Mr Peterson has just unwittingly sacrificed himself , which may not have totally saved your bacon , but sure has taken the heat off you for now .    He deserves your thanks .  Let's hope he is not taken to a lunatic asylum . 

Your comrade  , Ken 

PS   I told you so .  

 

  

Monday, May 26, 2025

Reference:- It's the annual poetry competition again here in Kooralya .

Reference:-   Sky Reply Assistant Editor , Gabbo , has entered  the Kooralya poetry competition . 

Gabbo is a talented musician who writes his own music and lyrics .  He has entered the annual poetry competition with the following poem . 

 

                                  "   Remember ,  We Were Warned " 

                                                                                                              by Gabbo . 

                                 Protests fill the world with noise ,  

                                 To warn of fascist bully boys .

 

                                 A caged canary in a mine , 

                                 Called genocide in Palestine ,

 

                                 Reveals to us the awful schism , 

                                 Forged by neoliberalism .  

 

                                 Remember as you watch the news , 

                                 Replete with facts it misconstrues , 


                                 When the flags of hate are all unfurled , 

                                 As goes Gaza , so goes the World .  

 

I was going to submit my own poem , titled  "  Why don't we drive a Monaro ? "  but after reading Gabbo's I might not bother . 

Anyway , Ken junior said that the judges would say it plagiarised the style of Pam Ayres  ..... whoever she is . 

         Your comrade , Ken .

                                 

                                 

                                 

                                

Saturday, May 24, 2025

Reference:- Mr Netanyahu is losing the sympathy of key influencers in the mainstream media .

 Reference:-   Is it possible for Mr Netanyahu to restore his influence over the western mainstream media ?

Dear Mr Netanyahu , 

                                    Ken junior has been researching the decline in support for your regime now evident in the mainstream media . The fortunate coincidental murder of two young Jews in Washington has moved the media spotlight from the diplomatic mission in the West Bank that the IDF had fired upon the day before .  That awkward incident  , like many other awkward incidents in the past 75 years , has already vanished from the public arena like a weird dream . But although this might allow you a small sigh of relief , there remain many difficulties .

Ken junior offers , gratis , his research into the timeline of Israel's fall from favour . He offers no solution , but as a teenager he could not be expected to . Your decades of diplomatic experience will surely allow you to tease a solution from the data he provides .  

                         ...........................................................

"From Possessing the World's Most Moral Army to International Pariah in 600 days , Israel's Journey . "

                                                      Ken junior   ( copyright 24/5/2015)

Ten phases are identified as having occurred while the world moved towards labelling Israel a pariah state . 

Phase 1 . 

After the horrific Hamas attack of Oct 7 2023 ,  support for Israel was widespread  .   This phase is characterised by the statement.....

 " Israel has a right to defend itself . " 

Phase 2 

Unfortunately , as if the actual carnage of Oct 7 was not enough , exaggerated ( and false ) descriptions of 40 beheaded babies , mass rapes and the such , cast doubt on the integrity of the Israeli government . Laughably amateurish attempts to circulate fake videos justifying the destruction of a hospital by the IDF made matters worse . Simultaneously , credible reports by Israeli citizens and members of the IDF started to appear which revealed that the IDF had deliberately killed a number of it's own citizens on Oct 7 .     Many did not believe these reports .  This phase is characterised by the statement .....

 " Israel has the most moral army in the world . " . 

Phase 3 

Images started to appear on social media that showed IDF soldiers committing egregious war crimes and unthinkable atrocities .  Many folk were reluctant to acknowledge these , especially politicians who rely on Israel's support to stay in power .   This phase is characterised by the statement .....

 "  These claims, if true , are concerning , however Israeli authorities have promised a full investigation ."

Phase 4 .

International aid agencies started to report upon the huge number of innocents , mostly women and children who were being slaughtered by the IDF .   The general public was , by phase 4 , awake to the crimes of the IDF . Folk were being arrested , beaten , jailed , fired from their jobs and worse if they protested against IDF actions  .  Student protests in particular became widespread .  Despite the fact that Jewish students often helped stage these protests , this phase is characterised by the statement ....

"   Jewish students no longer feel safe on university campuses . "

Phase 5 

Demonstrations in support of Palestine continued to spread around the world , in spite of the arrests .  In many countries draconian laws were enacted that limited free speech and criminalised antisemetism . The definition of antisemetism became so broad  that the slightest objection to the ethnic cleansing of Gaza and the West Bank was tantamount to Holocaust denial . Protests by Jews who supported the Palestinian cause were given little media coverage , and the term " self -hating Jew "  began to regularly  appear . This phase is characterised by the statement ....

  "   There can be no tolerance for antisemitism ." 

 

Phase 6 

The International Criminal Court issued arrest warrants for Mr Netanyahu and former Israeli  Defense Minister , Mr Gallant .   The general public applauded this move , and demanded that the arrests be made without delay .  The mainstream media treated this as a side show , and western politicians largely ignored the warrants.  This phase is characterised by the statement ....

"  Israel has our complete support . " 

Phase 7 

Ambulance workers are filmed being murdered by the IDF , and attempts to conceal  the crime by burying the bodies along with the vehicles shock the mainstream media .  Subsequently much of the mainstream media withdraws unconditional support for Israel.  Nonetheless , politicians in the west continue to justify the actions of Mr Netanyahu's regime .  Mr Netanyahu makes empty promises of a full investigation .  The media are now unmoved by such empty promises .  The culmination of phase 7 occurred when a diplomatic mission to the West Bank was fired upon by the IDF and terrified diplomats were filmed running for their lives .  This phase is characterised by the statement ....

 " We demand a full explanation. " 

Phase 8 

The day after the appalling West Bank incident , cautiously described by western politicians as " unacceptable " , two young Jews were brutally murdered in Washington  by a lone gunman  who shouted " Free Palestine " This opened an opportunity to label the familiar chant of protestors as incitement to murder .  Attempts to apply such a label fell flat with the general public . Sickened by images of children starving to death in Gaza , the general public appeared to view the crime as inevitable under the circumstances .  This phase is characterised by the statement ...

" This tragedy did not occur in a vacuum . " 

Phase  9

Mr Netanyahu's  propaganda speech following the tragic murders in Washington enjoyed a lukewarm reception as reports and images of thousands of starving babies in Gaza continued to appear in the mainstream media .   In an attempt to quell public outrage , Mr Netanyahu allowed a ludicrously small trickle of humanitarian aid into Gaza , but this had the opposite effect ,  fueling the outrage further .    Politicians and media commentators around the world , realising that the public was turning away from them in disgust , and fearing that they could soon face a reckoning for complicity in war crimes , started winding back their support for Mr Netanyahu .  Noteworthy was the admission by popular  broadcaster Piers Morgan , once one of Israel's strongest supporters ,  who declared on air that he had been wrong all along , and that the destruction of Gaza must end .  Western leaders and media commentators started to build portfolios of evidence for use should they face indictment for abetting war crimes .  Many leaders announced that they were applying sanctions and cancelling trade deals with Israel .  Journalists who investigated these claims  found that the sanctions were of similar magnitude and efficacy to that of Mr Netanyahu's humanitarian aid effort .  This phase is characterised by the statement . 

"  Israel's blockade of humanitarian aid must end  " 

Phase 10 .    

 Western politicians continue to inform the public that after 600 days of carnage they are shocked to see images of children starving .   Nothing changes  . The world has only just entered phase 10 , and therefore it is not yet possible to choose a statement that characterises this phase .  

                                                    .........................................

I reckon Ken junior has done a pretty good job with all this .  The team at the Sky Reply  couldn't help wondering what statement might eventually characterise phase 10 .   A few predictions were made , and nobody could agree .    We did , however , agree that one statement will be impossible for anybody to make , especially under oath in court .

"  I did not know . " 

Good luck with everything Mr Netanyahu .  Forward our regards to Mr Smotrich and Mr Ben-Gvir. , if you guys haven't dusted each other yet .  As we all know , once the arrests start happening " every man for himself " is de rigueur .

Your comrade , Ken . 

PS  Ken junior wants to know why some folk don't mind children being blown to pieces with bombs , but consider that starving them to death is unacceptable .   

Any ideas ?








Thursday, May 22, 2025

Reference:- Some more about language .

Reference :-  Israel's leader , Mr Netanyahu , is not quite as skillful with  the English language as he needs to be . 

Dear Mr Netanyahu ,   

                                     Despite growing up in the USA , you nonetheless lack a certain finesse when it comes to the use of the English language .   Certainly you appear to know that calling the ethnic cleansing of Gaza a " final solution " is unwise , what with all the connections to Nazis and the Holocaust and all .  But calling it , as you do ,  " the final phase " does still conjure Holocausty images in folk's minds . 

My advice is that you call the escalation of your ethnic cleansing project  the " end phase " of your effort to defeat Hamas and establish peace  .  I know that it sticks in your craw if you suggest that you want to save the Palestinians from further suffering , that is all too obvious . But you should practice saying that in front of a mirror until it looks sincere , it will be time well spent .

Language is important , as you well know . And speaking of language , have you noticed the change in rhetoric that is suddenly occurring in the mainstream western media ?   This is something that you must address quickly .   Luckily for you some madman ( not a Palestinian , unfortunately ) has murdered two innocent Jews in the USA  .  Just as the conflict in Gaza has largely distracted the media from what you are doing in the West bank , the murders in the USA will keep the media busy with outrage for awhile and give you breathing space to press on with the "end phase " of your project .  

Mind you , a Mangione style response to the tragedy in the USA could unfold in some quarters ,  and various nutjobs and conspiracy theorists could loudly shout " false flag " , so be prepared to play your antisemitism card ..... it's even stronger than the joker in your particular pack .

Anyway , that's enough for now .  Ken junior is working on a list of statements that illustrate the change of media sentiment towards your final .... I mean " end phase" project  .  He has even offered his opinion regarding the reason for the change .  Unfortunately he reveals that it will be a difficult change to reverse .  But one must always face a challenge with a full understanding of its complexity .  

Doubtless you are a busy man , but keep your eye out for Ken junior's post in the next Sky Reply . 

Your comrade, 

Ken  


Wednesday, May 21, 2025

Reference:- Ummmm. What can one say about this ?

Reference:-  I guess one can simply report what happened . 

In a Senate hearing in the United States , Secretary of Home Security ,  Kristi Noem , was asked to define Habeas corpus.   Young Kristi holds a degree in political science from South Dakota State University .

Kristi replied that Habeas corpus is the constitutional right that the President has to remove people from the country and suspend their rights .  

Kristi is mistaken . Habeas corpus is the opposite . It exists to prevent a country from becoming a dictatorship . 

Just saying . 

Your comrade , Ken .

Tuesday, May 20, 2025

Reference:- The ancient Roman philosopher , Cicero, believed that corruption of a culture's language presaged it's decline .

 Reference:-   Is the standard of our language declining  ?  Are we drowning in a gross sea of meaningless cliches and tired metaphors ?

Pro-active woke lefties are speaking to the elephant in the room , which , fundamentally, they actually believe is the literal decline in the optics of our public discourse going forward . 

Without wishing to open a can of worms  , maybe the writing is not on the wall quite yet , and if the jury is still out on that score  , those in the mainstream media can leverage their positions to foment meaningful change .  

Perhaps the media and the self-motivated within the silent majority could basically synergise their energy to spark a change in rhetoric , without it necessitating government interference .  That last thing we need is politicians who don't live in the real world hamstringing us with idiotic rules and regulations about speech.

After a robust conversation,  Ken junior says he is on board with this . He says we are on the same page . Furthermore,  he says we need to use language with greater care and foster precise definitions for words , so as to avoid ambiguity and the cynical inclusion of presuppositions in questions or remarks .   I asked him to fill me in on  this . 

"  Sometimes definitions of words are deliberately morphed so they become  hazy and ambiguous . ", Ken junior said . 

"  What utter garbage . I can precisely define any word , as it is now commonly used . " , I said . 

"  Ten dollars says you can't ." , Ken junior said . 

"  I am not brain dead you know . Go your hardest . " , I said . 

"  Define  'antisemitism ' . " , Ken junior said . 

To be honest , I thought my definition , although as long as a country mile , was right on the money . But Ken junior and the rest of the lads at The Sky Reply didn't , so at the end of the day I reckon the reality is that I lost this particular bet and blew my dough .  

Well , that's a tenner down the drain . I guess it's all swings and roundabouts  . Justice always prevails , and I will recoup my loss in the fullness of time , or my name isn't Ken senior .

Your comrade , Ken . 

 


 



 


Sunday, May 18, 2025

Reference:- Ken junior asked a question .

 Reference:-   Ken junior is becoming curious about the outside  world . 

Last evening , the washing up done and the fire lit  , I flicked on the wireless and started listening to what now passes as the evening news . Ken junior started listening too , which was surprising . After a few minutes Ken junior spoke . 

" Why is Israel committing genocide ? " , Ken junior said . 

" Many folk in Israel are not pleased to see that happening .  Unfortunately Israel is being governed  by criminal maniacs with no regard for the lives of ordinary people .  Those criminals don't care how many die , as they relentlessly pursue their ghoulish agenda .  They will do anything to remain in power , otherwise they face the prospect of being jailed for their crimes . " , I said . 

" So that is why Israel is committing genocide ? , Ken junior said . 

" Oh ... sorry , I thought you said ' suicide ' . "  , I said . 

" That's OK , I wanted to know why Israel is committing suicide too . " , Ken junior said . 

It is pleasing to watch Ken junior's growing interest in world affairs .

Your comrade , Ken .  


Thursday, May 15, 2025

Reference :- Neoconservative commentator young Douglas Murray was recently interviewed ...again .

Reference : - Young Douglas Murray promoted his new book in an interview with Jordan Peterson . 

Dear Douglas , 

                         Without wishing to seem presumptuous ,  once again we remind you that trying to restore your reputation , following what is surely one of the most humiliating defeats in the history of debating , is not wise at present .  Furthermore , what were you thinking when you decided to promote your book in an interview with Jordan Peterson , of all people ?     Young Jordan is a card carrying member of the increasingly discredited far right brigade , and will do your sullied reputation no favours at all .

In fact , trying to flog off copies of your book anywhere right now is not a good idea .   The title alone "  On Democracies and Death Cults " is enough to make eyes roll among those of even modest intellect .  Is it really worth revealing yourself as a racist bigot just for the few shekels you might glean from selling a propaganda booklet . A booklet so full of fibs that you would never dare to defend it in a discussion with anybody who has followed the history of the Middle East .    Norman Finkelstein , for example .     Footnote :-   If you ever did accidentally end up debating him , despite your persistent refusal,  whatever you do don't call him a Holocaust denier again .  He regularly refers to the fact that his Jewish parents miraculously survived the Holocaust .  Calling him a Holocaust denier again would smirch your reputation still further .... if that is possible . 

Anyway Douglas , money is tight here in Kooralya , what with the floods and all , so we have not ordered a copy of your book . ( It does seem a tad overpriced too , in my opinion . )  Ken junior asked about it .  

" Who are these Death Cults ? " , Ken junior said . 

" Palestinians , and others in the Middle East who don't like the way the West treats them , apparently . ", I said . 

" What are we doing about them ? " , Ken junior said . 

" Bombing and starving them to death in the tens of thousands ... mostly women and children ." , I said 

"  Who are the Democracies ? " Ken junior said . 

" Those are the countries in the West that believe in the rule of law , peace , fair elections , equality of economic opportunity ,  freedom of speech and tolerance for individual expression . ", I said . 

"  I like the concept , but have not heard of a country like that in the West ." , Ken junior said . 

" Well , at least we in the West strive to achieve those goals . " , I said . 

" Do we  ? " , Ken junior said . 

So Douglas , my point is this . Do you think you could write a book that endeavours to create harmony in the world rather than division ?  Calling any society that doesn't run a fake democracy a death cult is no way to foster peace  .  Write a book that promotes peaceful cooperation , feign a little humility and self deprecation ,  and publish it once your current state of utter disgrace has subsided somewhat  . 

Of course , you have no hope of ever reclaiming your reputation as an intellectual , that is a lost cause . But , if you are lucky , folk might stop thinking of you as a monster who applauds genocide  .  Take heart from the fact that your reputation as an intellectual was entirely undeserved , so you were lucky to enjoy it while you could . As they say .... easy come , easy go.  Move on .

Lastly , it behoves a chap to keep his hair tidy when he is going through emotional hell .  Why let the world know you are a wreck by neglecting your appearance , which so easy to maintain ?   If you are full of booze or pills (how would I know ? ) at least make sure you don't give the game away with shoddy grooming .  

 Keep your pluck up young fellow . 

Your comrade , Ken .

 



Wednesday, May 14, 2025

Reference :- Sometimes researching a post is not easy .

Reference :- Perhaps a reader can find us a podcast or article that we have searched for unsuccessfully ?  

 That fast talking young Zionist , Ben Shapiro , went on a wild rant during an interview recently . 

I mentioned this to Ken junior . 

" That fast talking young Zionist , Ben Shapiro , went on a wild rant during an interview recently . ", I said . 

" All he ever does in interviews is rant wildly . Nothing new there . ", Ken junior said . 

"  Well this time he was furious about the 400 million dollar jet plane that Qatar has given to President Trump .  He says gifts of that magnitude are bribes . He says that Qatar will get favourable treatment in return , which is corrupt  . " , I said . 

"  I daresay it could be described as a bribe . And how about the 100 million dollars that Zionist Miriam Adelson donated to Donald Trump's election campaign ?  That could also be described as a bribe . Has Ben Shapiro gone on a rant about that too ? " , Ken junior said . 

" Well unless he is a complete hypocrite or has the IQ of a sea cucumber , he must have gone on a rant about that too . " , I said . 

" Have you found such a rant  anywhere ? " , Ken junior said . 

" Not yet , but I am not very adept at surfing the interweb .  I am sure there will be something out there that shows Ben outraged by such a blatant bribe . "  I said . 

"Are you ? Double standards are quite acceptable among conservative commentators   Disgraced commentator , Douglas Murray , says he doesn't like comedians involving themselves in world affairs when they have no formal education in the subject of geopolitics . Yet he fully supports the comedian turned politician , President Volodymyr Zelenskyy in Ukraine .  " , Ken junior said .  

" Never heard of him . " , I said .

Anyway , if somebody could share a link ( as I believe they are called ) to a site that shows Mr Shapiro ranting about Miriam Adelson's 100 million donation and calling it a bribe  , I would be most grateful . 

 To the first person to provide a link , we will gift one year's membership to the Kooralya  Lawn Bowls Club .    Membership includes a free counter meal at the Kooralya Pub on the first Monday of every month , so it's a worthwhile prize , even for somebody who doesn't know how to hold a bowling ball or determine it's bias .

Your comrade , Ken 

PS.  Conditions apply .

 


Tuesday, May 13, 2025

Reference :- Hamas has released another hostage .

 Reference:-   American hostage , Edan Alexander has been released by Hamas .  Mr Netanyahu claimed credit for his release . 

Dear Mr Netanyahu , 

                                      Claiming some of the credit for the release of Edan Alexander is not a good idea  . Everybody knows that Mr Trump's team negotiated that deal without your involvement .   Edan has refused to meet you for the customary propaganda video , which is most telling .  Sadly ,the more you attempt to claim credit , the shabbier you look . 

Young Edan , who had joined the IDF , looks pretty healthy and unbattered for somebody who has been held captive in Gaza for umpteen months . The comparison with the Palestinian hostages you have released , many of whom were unable to walk , cachectic ,  sobbing and covered in bruises,  is quite noticeable .   I reckon it is better that he refuses to meet you .   Who knows, like many of the other released hostages, he might even suggest that his treatment in captivity was reasonably humane considering the circumstances ?  That would make it harder to justify your genocide .....I mean war..... in Gaza.  Oh , and the West Bank of course .  

You should make all efforts to praise Mr Trump for his success , and remain out of the spotlight on this occasion .  Have you noticed that Mr Trump just secured a deal with the Saudis to help them establish a  nuclear program without first requiring them to recognise the legitimacy of Israel ? 

That signifies a major shift in support by the USA  , which is quite a cause for concern when you are hoping to persuade them to help you destroy Iran .  You can't obliterate  Iran  alone , so you should avoid stealing credit from Mr Trump in a transparent attempt to shore up your position with the Israeli public .  (Especially those self-hating Jews , demonstrating daily and demanding your arrest . ) 

These are hard times for you Mr Netanyahu , what with declining world support for Israel , and all . But stealing credit for successes you did not help facilitate is unwise . 

Here at the Sky Reply we have started looking for successes around  the ...errr ....Palestinian question ...that you can legitimately claim as your own .   As yet we have found nothing , but will certainly fill you in when we dig something up .  

Your comrade , Ken. 

PS.  Ken junior didn't like the expression " dig something up " , saying it made him think of mass graves and buried ambulance drivers .   I told him it was just a figure of speech . He is a strange lad . 

 

 



Sunday, May 11, 2025

Reference:- President Trump has negotiated a peace deal with the Houthis in Yemen .

 Reference :- President Trump's peace deal with the Houthis appears to exclude a clause protecting Israel . 

Dear Mr Trump Sir , 

                                  Well done securing a peace deal with those Houthis . They are fierce fighters , not easily intimidated , but you have succeeded in presenting the deal as a win for the US Military , rather than a capitulation .  Not much is being said about whether peace with Israel is included in the deal , which clearly indicates that Israel does not feature in the contract .  The Zionists are fairly spitting chips about being left out of the negotiations , but I think you have done the right thing Mr President . 

Those Zionists never abide by peace deals , so you could hardly be expected to be taken seriously if you approached the deal with a ranting raving Zionist as a partner . Far better to go it alone . 

I hear that Zionist , Mariam Adelson , who flicked 100 million bucks your way to help finance your election campaign feels betrayed . But honestly , she must have no idea what the cost of running a genocide is these days . You have already lost 3 fighter jets trying to defeat the Houthis .  Sure , they may have had a few miles on their odometers , and had probably been depreciated down to their residual value , but you still have to replace them at 70 million  each.  That puts you 110 million behind the 8 ball already , so she has well and truly had her money's worth .   And look what has happened to your bottom line . 

Besides that , it's obvious that you are not really a genocide kind of guy , so why should you allow yourself to go down in history misrepresented as one ? 

Maybe the time has come to cut Israel's apron strings ?   Other countries in the Middle East , brimming as they are with useful hydrocarbons and minerals ..... not to mention cash ... are rushing to do deals with China .  Rightly or wrongly , they are turning away from the USA over this Gaza genocide thing . 

We are both of mature years , so perhaps you also might recall a quote from the historian John Sheehan from the previous millennium  ? 

" Every time anyone says that Israel is our only friend in the Middle East , I can't help but think that before Israel we had no enemies in the Middle East " . 

That may be a tad overstated , but I reckon it should give pause for thought . 

The Saudis , and the Arabs generally ,  are getting very techy about Israel . Perhaps if you withdraw support for Mr Netanyahu , who shows you no respect  ( that liar ) , the Saudis and Co might be more inclined to defend the dominance of the Petrodollar ? "

Anyway , I don't pretend to be an expert in geopolitics like that young Douglas Murray chap with the fake accent and an undergraduate degree in the love life of Oscar Wilde .   But you don't need to be an expert to realize that gifting unlimited support to a lying criminal ( both domestic and international ) so that he can wage a genocide is unlikely to win a bloke many friends . 

Your comrade , 

Ken 

 


                                    

Thursday, May 8, 2025

Reference :- President of the USA , Donald Trump , posted an AI generated picture of himself dressed as the Pope on his web site .

 Reference :-    The White House approved of the image , and reposted it on the official web site . 


Dear Mr Trump Sir ,

                                       That was a great idea , showing your respect for the dead by posting an image of yourself dressed as the deceased .   You may have started a new fad .   The plebs , especially the ones who flaunt their percipience by wearing MAGA baseball caps and T shirts and strapping little boxes to their ears , are sure to start emulating you .    Doubtless people will soon be arriving at funerals dressed as their dead friend or relative .  

As one of the world's most admired social influencers ,  have you considered impersonating leaders who have not yet expired ?   You have just won the hearts of 1.4 billion Catholics around the globe with your tasteful tribute , why not masquerade as the Ayatolla Khamenei  ?  That is sure to delight 2 billion Muslims .  You could then deck yourself out in the garb of the Dalai Lama , which is guaranteed to enchant 500 million Buddhists.    That would make you the darling of half the world's population . 

But do it as soon as possible . You are a trend setter , not a follower .

Oh , I almost forgot the Archbishop of Canterbury .   There are not as many Anglicans , but it all adds up .

 Ken junior notes that the Dalai Lama and the Ayatolla dress very humbly compared with the Christian leaders , so they should be easy to simulate .  If you decide to include the evangelicals in the USA, that would be easy too.  Just put on a 10,000 dollar suit , flaunt a 200,000 dollar watch , and post an image of yourself boarding a private Learjet with a condescending sneer . 

Your comrade , Ken . 

 

Tuesday, May 6, 2025

Reference :- Which voters did Mr Dutton fail to attract during the recent election camapaign ?

 Reference :-   Are their certain demographics that Mr Dutton's campaign managers overlooked in the lead up to the election ?

Australia now boasts a more complex society than it could during the halcyon post -war decades .  Ken junior , recently puzzled when he encountered the term " culture wars " for the first time , has been researching the composition of Australian society .  He claims to have found that quite a few folk belong to  demographics who may have had reason to fear that Mr Dutton did not support their best interests.   He has listed them below .  

                       DEMOGRAPHIC                 NUMBER     MAIN REASON

1.  Folk who do not identify as Christian .   20 million .    Discrimination

2.  Women .                                                 13 million       Discrimination

3.  Public servants .                                       2.5 million     Fear of job loss

4.  Folk from non-European cultures.          7.1.million      Racism

5.  Professionals with tertiary education .    1.2 million     They are clever

 6. Young folk of voting age                         3.5 million.    Housing costs 

7.  Inner city progressives .                          4.0 million .    Everything .

I questioned Ken junior about this . 

" That's ridiculous . For starters , if you total those numbers , they come to almost twice the population of Australia . " , I said . 

" Obviously most people belong to more than one of those demographics . " , Ken junior said . 

"  Well who has ever met a non-European woman with a University degree who lives in the inner city and works as a public servant ? " , I said . 

Ken junior just sighed and rolled his eyes . 

" The trouble with you is that you don't understand statistics . " , I explained 

Ken junior started to walk away . 

"   Can't talk now , I have to clean the toilet . ", Ken junior said .

  Election time debates can become tiresome , but at least we always end up with a very clean toilet . 

Your comrade , Ken 

 


                                                            


Monday, May 5, 2025

Reference :- We asked Sky Reply deputy editor , Gabbo , to give a simplified report on the Australian federal election result .

 Reference :-   The conservative media are having difficulty comprehending the reason for the election results 

Here is Gabbo's report :-

In the broadest of terms , 1/3 of voters chose Labor , 1/3 chose the LNP , and 1/3 chose one of the minor parties or an Independent .  Most of the Independent / minor party votes went to Labor as preferences .  That gave Labor a very big win .

Those who voted for Labor or the LNP comprised two cohorts . Those who unthinkingly vote for the same party and will never change . Those who thought about the policies before making their choice . 

Those who have turned to the Independents and minor parties have mostly thought about their choice . 

Those folk would be well aware that their candidate was unlikely to be elected , and would know where the preferences would go .  Most were sending a message that they were unhappy with the major parties , but preferred Labor . 

Most folk viewed the tax cuts and the petrol excise holiday as bribes that diminished the integrity of both parties .

Most folk could not give a hoot about annoying and unnecessary " culture wars " , which only serve as a marketing tool for the media , clickbait , and a distraction from serious issues . 

This is a simple explanation  , but as Occam's Razor reveals , the simplest explanation is usually the best . 

The banks appear to be very happy with the result , judging by their forecasts for interest rates and the economy at large .  

This has been a non-partisan public service announcement . 

If this has raised any issues for you , please phone one or another of the many 1800 helplines . 

Your comrade , Gabbo

 


Reference:- The Labor Party has achieved an historic landslide victory in Australia's federal election .

 Reference :-   Matron of Sky News , Peta Credlin , and doyen of the Murdoch empire, Andrew Bolt , have given us the benefit of their election result analyses . 

Here at the Sky Reply we felt obliged to watch the most respected of the Sky News political commentators as they presented their astute analyses of the election result . 

Some folk might view their presentations and simply dismiss them as two bitter and twisted warriors of the far right who hated watching their party lose the culture wars .  But not everybody . Others may dismiss them as two bitter and twisted warriors of the far right who hated watching their party lose the culture wars without bothering to view their presentations . 

For those who have better things to do , here is quick precis of their opinions .

Peta Credlin could be summarised as follows :- 

The Labor party told lies and bought votes with cynical cash handouts . Most people did not vote for Labor and they only won on preferences .   She admitted that the LNP should shoulder a great deal of the blame for such a catastrophic loss , especially since they had failed to fight the " culture wars " more vigorously .

Andrew Bolt could be summarised as follows :- 

 In the past , when the LNP won , young Andy Bolt was quick to say that the Australian voter can be relied upon to make the right decision  . On this occasion ,  young Andy tells us that the Australian voter made the wrong decision .  According to Andy , the LNP only lost because the voters are fools . 

Today I asked Ken junior to cast his eyes over this post before publishing it .  He had nothing  to say , except this  :-

" What are culture wars ? " , Ken junior said . 

" That is a complicated question . Disruptive battles fought in the media  over race , gender,  ethnicity , religion , social class ..... that sort of thing . " , I said. 

" Never heard of them . " , Ken junior said . 

" Well you will if Peta Credlin gets her way as she fights for the return of her beloved LNP .", I said . 

" That sounds like something the country really needs . " , Ken junior said. 

  Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit , but on this occasion I decided to let Ken junior's remark go through to the keeper . 

Your comrade ,  Ken


 



Friday, May 2, 2025

Reference:- Today Australians will vote in the 2025 Federal Election .

 Reference : -  Do you know enough about the policies of the two major parties to make an informed decision when you vote ? 

We all have a responsibility to cast our vote with a full understanding of the policies we will be supporting . Answer this short questionnaire to uncover any weaknesses in your understanding of how the two major parties intend to address today's most important issues .

For each issue  , circle the response , either A or B , which best describes your comprehension of the policies on offer . 

1.   Thinking of the cost of living crisis and inflation which have been forefront in the news . 

A .  I have decided which party , Labor or the LNP will better address the cost of living crisis. 

B.   I do not know what plan Labor or the LNP have to address the cost of living crisis . 

2.    Rising income inequality is seen by many as a threat to the nation's prosperity . 

A.   I understand how each party plans to reduce income inequality . 

B.  I do not know what each party will do to reduce income inequality . 

3.  Relations with China and the USA  are precarious , with claims there is the threat of war .

A.  I know where each party stands with regards to our relationship with those powerful countries . 

B.  I have no idea where each party stands with regards to our relationships with China and the USA . 

4.   Energy ,  and the transition to green energy must be affordable as we move towards net zero . 

A.   I know how each party has budgeted realistically to make the transition to net zero . 

B.   I do not know how each party will finance the transition to zero carbon emissions . 

5.   Home ownership has become impossible for most young people .  

A.  I know the policies of each party that will restore the opportunity of home ownership for millions . 

B.  I have not seen any policies that will solve the problem of home affordability . 

6.  Corruption has been identified as a growing problem at all levels of government . 

A.  I am familiar with how each party intends to deal with corruption . 

B.  I have no idea how each party intends to deal with corruption . 

7.   Immigration and rapid population growth have stretched services and overwhelmed infrastructure . 

A.  I am familiar with the plans of each party that address this issue . 

B .  I do not know of any plans each party has that will address this issue . 

And lastly , since even at election time we should not ignore a humanitarian crisis  ....

Palestinians are being slaughtered daily and deprived of humanitarian aid in blatant contravention of International Law . 

A .   I know what efforts have been made by the current Australian Government to enforce adherence to International Law , and know how these will be continued if the opposition is elected . 

B.   I have not heard of any efforts to enforce adherence to International Law  

You have now completed the questionnaire .  For each " A " circled , score one point . For each "B " circled , score zero points .  The maximum score is 7 points . 

  If you scored 7 points , you have no understanding of current politics and should cast an informal vote . 

The lower your score , the better your understanding , and you may have time to do some research before voting 

If you scored 0 points you have an excellent understanding of current politics . Feel free to vote for anybody , it won't make much difference .  ( But don't vote for the LNP .  Those fascist bully- boys  will wreck the country . ) 

 This has been another non-partisan independent  survey by The Sky Reply .    The results are always made available for research and public debate free of charge .    

Your comrade , Ken .