Reference :- Unfortunately our warning to young Douglas Murray arrived too late .

 Reference :- Douglas Murray has published an article in The New York Post .....oh me oh my .... 

Dear Douglas , 

                          Please cease trying to redeem your credibility while you are still in a state of shock following your recent total humiliation on the Joe Rogan show .  You are only making matters worse .  Dave Smith has already responded to that dreadful article you cobbled hastily together for The New York Post , hoping to retrieve your dignity  , but once again you have become a subject of ridicule on the interweb . 

Before you unzip your lips again , or start tapping your typewriter , please consider accepting from us the following offer . 

We  extend to you , gratis , an invitation to join us here in Kooralya for a few weeks until this sad debacle is forgotten . Folk have short memories these days , and you will be able to slink quietly back into the media spotlight with no need to make awkward excuses .  You will find the " sleep out " on the verandah very comfortable , and as long as you keep a mosquito coil burning the mozzies are not too troublesome , especially considering that we are still recovering from another of those once in a century floods . 

Ken junior has suggested that you join us at the pub for one of our trivia nights . You needn't worry about being filmed without your permission and seeing the video splashed across the social media , replete with insulting commentary . That may be de rigueur when foreign dignitaries visit the Knesset in Israel , but here in the aussie outback we highly respect a chap's privacy . 

Ken junior reckons we could make the questions for the trivia night focus on  Jan Morris's excellent history of the British Empire . This would allow you the opportunity to showcase your expert knowledge  regarding the benefits the West has bestowed upon the fortunate subjects of colonization . 

We might be able to slip our co-editor Gabbo ( himself a first nations individual ) a few quid to take a fall , allowing you to win and confirm your racial superiority . 

Once your neo-conservative pals have seen you win something , you might  find yourself welcomed back into the fold .  (Those bastards only associate with winners .)

Your comrade , Ken . 

PS   You had better swat up on your history , perhaps by re-reading " Farewell the Trumpets " , since Gabbo just declined our offer of a few quid to take a fall.  We had best be sure he is on walkabout while you are here . For some reason he is unimpressed by the cut of your jib .

PPS  You will have to avoid using the profanity " shit " while you are at our trivia night . We will have a few elderly women in attendance who might be offended .   They are not humourless , but perhaps you should substitute " do do " when you are making one of your trademark astute observations .