Sunday, April 13, 2025

Reference :- The Sky Reply team makes an apology.

 Reference :-  Floods have damaged the facilities at The Sky Reply headquarters . 

During the recent floods here in Kooralya  our state of the art premises were greatly damaged . We have been working tirelessly to restore operations , but since the entire town was inundated we  felt an obligation to help with the restoration of our community's most vital infrastructure first .  Clearly the pub was our top priority , and we are happy to report that it is now fully operational, although the pool table was damaged beyond repair . 

Our office is moldier than a two week old loaf of organic rye bread , and the lads refuse to work here at present , claiming that the mold might infect their bronchial tubes .  Young folk are annoyingly paranoid about their health these days .

 So it looks like I will be cleaning the place by myself .... again . 

This is the third "once in a hundred year " flood we have suffered since that Covid pandemic .

Ken junior says it proves the climate is changing , but I am quick to remind him that " climate " is a long term concept  and one must beware of making hasty judgements on the basis of a few seasons  of clementless weather . 

Anyway , to our millions of readers worldwide , we apologise for this interruption in the delivery of our cutting edge journalism  . What with the state of the world , the imminent federal election here in the colony , and the trade wars and all , there is much to write about .   Yet I sit in a moldy room , sans investigative team , with a soggy ribbon in the Remington . 

Nonetheless ,  I expect work will return to normal by the end of the week , by which time I should have shaken off this annoying cough . 

Your comrade , 

Ken







 

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