Reference :- The representatives of people of all faiths and races have paid tribute to the life of the late Pontiff . Well , not quite all ......
We had fired up the BBQ to fry a few fish we caught in the creek over the weekend , when Gabbo spoke .
" Have you seen that Pope Francis has died ? " , Gabbo said .
" Yes , very sad , but inevitable ." , I said .
" Condolences are flooding into the Vatican from around the entire world . ", Gabbo said .
Ken junior flipped a fish onto the BBQ with one hand , while pushing Dog away with the other .
" Not quite the entire world . " , Ken junior said .
" Who would be unwilling to pay their respects ? That is terrible . " , I said .
Gabbo threw some fish guts into the back yard , and Dog took off after them , tail wagging .
" Guess who . " , Gabbo said .
" OK . They must be absolutely awful . Let me see ..... Hamas ? ", I said .
" Nope . They paid their respects . " , Gabbo said .
" Iran ? " , I said .
" Nope . They paid their respects ." , Gabbo said .
" Well it must be a Muslim country . " , I said .
" Nope . " , Gabbo said .
"Putin ? ", I said
" Nope . His message was quite a strong tribute . ", Gabbo said
" I give up . Who ? ", I said
" Israel. " , Gabbo said .
Ken junior started turning the fish on the BBQ , eyes screwed against the smoke .
" They did initially send condolences , but then changed their mind and withdrew them . " Ken junior said .
" What ! That is even worse . It amplifies the insult , and removes any doubt that it could have been an administrative oversight . " , I said .
" Mr Netanyahu's mob have just offended 1 billion Catholics and 2 billion Muslims , not to mention millions of Jews who admired the Pope , in one fell swoop . What a foolish and arrogant thing to do . " Gabbo said .
I am no international diplomat , but I reckon Gabbo might be right .
Your comrade , Ken
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