Thursday, April 24, 2025

Reference :- Israeli Minister of National Security , young Itamar Ben Gvir, is visiting the USA .

Reference :-  Protests against his visit , including protests by members of the American Jewish community , have taken the glow off his goodwill visit .  He appears not to be concerned . 

Dear Mr Itamar sir , 

                                  I am pleased to see that you won't let those dreadful protestors spoil your goodwill visit . Especially the Jewish ones .  Those self -hating Jews are the most despicable of the protestors ....what traitors they are . 

My son , Ken junior , had never heard of you , which he explained when I first broached the subject of your goodwill visit . 

" Never heard of him . " , Ken junior said . 

" Well look him up on the interweb , you will find photos and everything ." , I said. 

Ken junior scrolled through the screen on his computer . He showed me a photo .

"Why is he pointing a pistol at somebody ? " , Ken junior said . 

It is a sad fact ,  Mr Itavar , that  folk will find the least flattering photo of a chap and then use that , out of context , to criticize him .   I jumped to your defense , naturally . 

" Look , he is threatening to shoot a car park attendant who asked him to move his car which was obstructing traffic . Why make a big deal of it ?  Who among us can honestly say that we have never held a gun at the chest of a car park attendant and threatened to shoot him ? " ,  I said . 

Ken junior showed me another photo . 

" Why is he smiling and giving that man an M5 assault rifle ? " , Ken junior said . 

" Maybe it's a birthday present ?  Perhaps it's a toy M5 assault rifle ? How would I know ? " , I said . 

" The protestors say he is a violent psychopath ." , Ken junior said . 

" Those types are always making claims that they cannot support with hard evidence . " , I said . 

Anyway Mr Itavar , Ken junior lost interest in our little chat , closed his computer , and slouched away in defeat . 

Just as well , because he might have read about your disputes with  the Supreme Court of Israel , your conviction on charges of terrorism , and your threat to " get " former Israeli Prime Minister , Mr Rabin , shortly before he was assassinated .     A young chap like Ken junior is prone to overlooking the context of these chapters in your rich political life , and making unkind judgements . 

Anyway , enjoy your time in the USA . These days the USA is merely a part of Israel , except with the bombs falling thousands of miles away rather than just over the back fence .  You should feel well and truly at home there. 

 Your comrade , Ken . 




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