Monday, April 17, 2023

Reference :- Sky News comedian and part time weather boy , Rowan Dean has been more outspoken than usual of late .

Reference:-   According to Rowan Dean , a yes vote in the " Voice " referendum will ruin the lives of everybody in the country , including the lives of Aborigines . 

 

Dear Rowan , 

                           Holy cow Rowan , you sure were all fired up the other night . Shouting , waving your arms about like a demented traffic cop  , jabbing your finger at the camera like that  " Uncle Sam Wants  You " poster from The Great War .  It certainly grabbed our attention here at The Sky Reply . 

Sadly , not all the attention was favorable . 

" I can't stand watching this prat. ",  Ken junior said . 

" Great merciful Odin , spare me from this lunatic .",  Gabbo said 

" Is this dimwit for real ? ",  Monte said . 

Naturally I leapt to your defense Rowan . It is easy to insult somebody. For starters there are five times as many  synonyms for " idiotic  " than  there are synonyms for " clever " in the English language .  I drew the attention of the lads to this interesting fact . 

" It's easy to insult somebody . For starters there are five times as many  synonyms for " idiotic  " than there are for synonyms  " clever " in the English language ." , I said 

 " That might be because we need them ... especially while watching Sky News . "  Gabbo said . 

Anyway Rowan , there is no point in trying to have a reasonable discussion with the lads when they are like that . 

  But let me say how fortunate we are to have you loudly shout your opinion at us  .  How could we make a rational decision about an important issue if you only gave us the facts ? 

 Keep up the good work .  As you say , a voice in Parliament could see the end of Democracy . 

Look at the fate of Charles 1st of England , and that will tell you what happens when Parliament has too many voices . 

Your comrade , Ken .


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