Reference:- According to Rowan Dean , a yes vote in the " Voice " referendum will ruin the lives of everybody in the country , including the lives of Aborigines .
Dear Rowan ,
Holy cow Rowan , you sure were all fired up the other night . Shouting , waving your arms about like a demented traffic cop , jabbing your finger at the camera like that " Uncle Sam Wants You " poster from The Great War . It certainly grabbed our attention here at The Sky Reply .
Sadly , not all the attention was favorable .
" I can't stand watching this prat. ", Ken junior said .
" Great merciful Odin , spare me from this lunatic .", Gabbo said
" Is this dimwit for real ? ", Monte said .
Naturally I leapt to your defense Rowan . It is easy to insult somebody. For starters there are five times as many synonyms for " idiotic " than there are synonyms for " clever " in the English language . I drew the attention of the lads to this interesting fact .
" It's easy to insult somebody . For starters there are five times as many synonyms for " idiotic " than there are for synonyms " clever " in the English language ." , I said
" That might be because we need them ... especially while watching Sky News . " Gabbo said .
Anyway Rowan , there is no point in trying to have a reasonable discussion with the lads when they are like that .
But let me say how fortunate we are to have you loudly shout your opinion at us . How could we make a rational decision about an important issue if you only gave us the facts ?
Keep up the good work . As you say , a voice in Parliament could see the end of Democracy .
Look at the fate of Charles 1st of England , and that will tell you what happens when Parliament has too many voices .
Your comrade , Ken .
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