Tuesday, April 11, 2023

Reference:- Leader of the opposition , Mr Peter Dutton , has lost another Minister from his front bench .

 Reference :-    Shadow Attorney-General , the Honorable Julian Lesser,  has resigned from his position on the front bench because of the Coalition's unwillingness to support an Aboriginal voice to Parliament . 

Dear Mr Dutton , 

                                   For the love of God ,  I see another senior Liberal Party member has jumped ship .   Even the late great Captain Bligh enjoyed more loyalty from his crew . Soon you may face a total mutiny, but since you have not yet been cast adrift ,  there is still time to shore up your position . 

Here is a helpful hint , offered gratis , of course . 

   Perhaps you should consider not lying about the damage " The Voice " would inflict upon the....errr.....everything  ? 

 But if it is too late to stop lying , then you may as well lie your head off in the hope that somebody will believe you .  Ken junior says you could say that " The Voice " ( as it is called ) will destroy our alliance with AUKUS and make us easy prey for the Chinese.   Although Gabbo reckons you might have already made that one up . 

It certainly would be ironic if the Indigenous folk took control of the country via a dodgy referendum , and a few weeks later they lost the entire continent again because of a Chinese invasion . 

Rather than being totally negative , perhaps you should offer an alternative model for this "Voice " thing ?  Have you considered requiring  Indigenous Australians  to make some kind of payment for the privilege of having a voice to Parliament ?   That would certainly help the budget bottom line .  Gabbo reckons Indigenous Australians have been paying a price for two and a half centuries , but that is mere history .  

Here's a suggestion . Why not say that " The Voice " can be bought if they give us back Ayres Rock , now known as Uluru , (so I am told)  ? 

That conveys the message that nothing was given away for free ,  and those who are nervous about an Indigenous take over can rest assured that if they get chucked out of their house,  they can always live on a big rock in central Australia at a pinch . 

 Sometimes it is better to offer something positive as an alternative , rather than persist with your negativity .

Your comrade , Ken

 


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