Reference :- Shadow Attorney-General , the Honorable Julian Lesser, has resigned from his position on the front bench because of the Coalition's unwillingness to support an Aboriginal voice to Parliament .
Dear Mr Dutton ,
For the love of God , I see another senior Liberal Party member has jumped ship . Even the late great Captain Bligh enjoyed more loyalty from his crew . Soon you may face a total mutiny, but since you have not yet been cast adrift , there is still time to shore up your position .
Here is a helpful hint , offered gratis , of course .
Perhaps you should consider not lying about the damage " The Voice " would inflict upon the....errr.....everything ?
But if it is too late to stop lying , then you may as well lie your head off in the hope that somebody will believe you . Ken junior says you could say that " The Voice " ( as it is called ) will destroy our alliance with AUKUS and make us easy prey for the Chinese. Although Gabbo reckons you might have already made that one up .
It certainly would be ironic if the Indigenous folk took control of the country via a dodgy referendum , and a few weeks later they lost the entire continent again because of a Chinese invasion .
Rather than being totally negative , perhaps you should offer an alternative model for this "Voice " thing ? Have you considered requiring Indigenous Australians to make some kind of payment for the privilege of having a voice to Parliament ? That would certainly help the budget bottom line . Gabbo reckons Indigenous Australians have been paying a price for two and a half centuries , but that is mere history .
Here's a suggestion . Why not say that " The Voice " can be bought if they give us back Ayres Rock , now known as Uluru , (so I am told) ?
That conveys the message that nothing was given away for free , and those who are nervous about an Indigenous take over can rest assured that if they get chucked out of their house, they can always live on a big rock in central Australia at a pinch .
Sometimes it is better to offer something positive as an alternative , rather than persist with your negativity .
Your comrade , Ken
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