Reference :- Liberal Party Member for Aston , Alan Tudge , has decided to quit politics .

 Reference:-   The Liberal Party will soon face a by-election in a marginal seat . 

 

Gosh , the Coalition  really are on the ropes at present . Not a good time to be losing one of their golden boys .  Mr Tudge was one of the better qualified  Liberal parliamentarians , although despite his Law degree he did make a few legal blunders during his short political career .   The Federal Court may have accused him of " possible contempt of court " , and conduct that " can only be described as criminal " , but what would Judges in the Federal Court know about the Law?     Thank heavens the Coalition was able to stack the Administrative Appeals Tribunal  with a few sympathetic souls before things got out of hand .

Personally I thought he had the makings of a future Prime Minister.  He was brave enough to take a stand against gay marriage , reminding us of the "sanctity of traditional marriage " , something which he must understand extremely well following his unfortunate divorce over a love affair with his media advisor . 

The press went crazy over that " love affair " , but as he said , he may have spent time in bed naked with his media advisor but is that really an affair if , as he claimed , intercourse never took place ?  My son , Ken junior , finds the whole story quite implausible  .

" It's a brave man who admits to the world that he suffers from impotence due to performance anxiety  " , Ken junior said . 

" Don't be ridiculous . There are other reasons that could explain why intercourse never took place . ", I said 

" Too much tax payer funded Grange Hermitage  ? ",  Ken junior said .

  At any rate , we will never know what happened , because the woman in question sued over alleged verbal abuse ( or lovers tiffs ) and received more than half a million quid's worth of those taxpayer funds to keep her mouth zipped . 

It's a shame she couldn't keep her mouth zipped about the 27 year old who committed suicide following an incorrect 28,000 quid Robodebt  demand .   The leftist media fairly went to town over that one  . 

Sadly , Mr Tudge  then copped a verbal beating himself during his appearance at the Robodebt Royal Commission , and it seems that was the straw that finally broke his political back . 

 I am sure he will be greatly missed .

Your comrade , Ken