Reference:- Chris Kenny's congratulations were delivered with only the hint of a smirk .... and also only a hint of sincerity .
Dear Chris ,
That was kind of you to congratulate the ABC for 90 years of service to the Australian public . As a sign of respect you didn't use your favored moniker , " the taxpayer funded ABC " , and furthermore you devoted a full 80 seconds to your effort . ( Well it was actually 45 seconds , the balance being promotion for your forthcoming critical review of the ABC which you intend presenting in one of Sky News ' trademark impartial documentaries . )
Anyway Chris , it sure has been dull watching Sky News of late , so here is a joke to enliven the folk at your studios .
THE HISTORY OF MANKIND'S GREAT INVENTIONS .
PART I GREAT INVENTIONS OF THE STONE AGE .
Two filthy bearded men draped in bearskins stand at the mouth of a cave . One proudly shows the other a wooden club . The other looks at the club with awe and exclaims .
" Wow Grok , you have invented the wooden club . We certainly live in exciting times ! "
This occasion marked mankind's earliest invention ...... sarcasm .
You can take the credit for this joke if you like , Chris . Consider it my gift to you .
Your comrade , Ken
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