Reference :- Those who were selected as " Australian of the Year " recently don't seem to like the Prime Minister .

Reference :-  Australian of the year for 2022 has been critical of the Prime Minister . 

Dear Mr Morrison, sir , 

                                            After encountering all that flak from last year's Australian of the Year , Grace Tame , we hoped you would have a better run this year .  But the latest recipient of that award , Dylan Alcott , has also started moaning about you and the year has hardly begun . 

For heaven's sake, who picks these ingrates ?  It's too late now , but next time the award should go to somebody who admires you .   OK , such folk are not readily found , but Sky anchor Paul Murray is an obvious choice .

As you well know ,  you could always bribe somebody to pretend that they admire you , but why waste taxpayer's money when I am sure Paul would do it for free. 

Of course , you would need to think of a reason for Paul to be nominated .  I reckon you could say that it was important to show all Australians that we have a society which is inclusive for  know- all sufferers of deplorable obesity .  In these woke times you could get away with that no worries . 

Your comrade  , Ken