Reference :- The timing of the election is a major headache for Mr Morrison .
Dear Mr Morrison , sir ,
You are certainly under a lot of pressure right now . The longer you delay the election , the more appallingly bad publicity you will endure . The media , including your former ally News Corp , have opened your closet door and found that it contains more skeletons than the Paris Catacombs .
Your previously silent critics from both sides of politics , emboldened by their swelling numbers , have dominated the news and it looks like they will continue to do so over the next fortnight . And who knows how many more aggrieved folk might join the feeding frenzy in the coming days ?
Clearly it would be wise to call the election post - haste . Or to quote Dr Seuss , with " great speedy speed " , before your enemies ( that ungrateful lot ) can overwhelm you .
The trouble is , all that fighting over pre-selection within your own party has spilled into the courts , and that means you cannot yet name your candidates . Legal action takes time , and it is time that you can ill afford .
One wonders who you can turn to in your hour of need ? Sadly we do not know . We did start to list all the ingrates you can't turn to , which might at least be of some help, but found that we didn't have enough space on this page to list them all.
However, we do offer this humble advice . Your own electorate , Cook , might not be comfortable with the revelation that you wrenched pre-selection from the hands of the very popular Michael Towke back in 2007 by spreading lies and rumors about the chap , for which he was eventually paid damages .
If you lose your ( usually very safe ) seat , it is game over, so this must be your primary concern .
Should Labor win at the polls , there will doubtless be a leadership spill in favor of young Josh Frydenberg . But if you have at least held on to your seat , you could make a comeback .
Think about it .
Your comrade , Ken
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