Reference :- At last the media focus on " gotcha "moments is fading .

 Reference :-  The media spotlight has now been focused on the failure of Mr Morrison to support an independent integrity commission .

Dear Mr Morrison , sir , 

                                         For the love of God , the bloody media have started talking about that federal government integrity commission that you promised at the last election and promptly dumped .  Who needs it ?  My advice is that you once again lie about being committed to establishing one, , and let the subject quietly slip from the front pages .

Of course , it is important to prepare for the possibility that the great unwashed are fooled into voting for the crazy left , and you lose the election .  Should this happen , Labor  claim that they will establish an independent corruption body faster than a chap can empty his filing cabinet .  The Greens and the Independents will support them too , after all , what have they got to lose ?

Ken junior reckons that on the day that an anti-corruption bill is passed by parliament it would be wise for you and most of your team to be wearing nappies . Sadly , he might be right .

You must be prepared for the worst kind of kangaroo court . And who knows how many innocent businessmen and lobbyists may be dragged before the inquisitors ? 

 Not to mention the Governor General .  That power point presentation he gave you could easily be painted as lobbying , just because he scored 18million quid from the taxpayers for ....something or other to do with who knows what ?   And  , of course , your Hillsong Church mate Leigh Coleman , who has scored 90 million quid or more so far  . 

 I could go on and on , but you get the drift . 

 Anyway , as I said , for now the best you can do is say that you are keen to keep your promise from the last election , which should shut everybody up . 

 Your comrade , Ken 

PS    Tell your minister for fossil fuels ....I mean energy .. young Angus Taylor , to stay focused and not lose his nerve . If there is a corruption commission I hear he is well cashed up , and will probably be down around third on the list of those facing an inquisition . This will give his expensive lawyers plenty of time for preparation .