Reference:- In order to distance himself from his now disgraced spiritual mentor , Mr Morrison has been accused of telling another lie .

 Reference :-  Mr Morrison claims he has not attended the global charismatic megachurch of Hillsong  for about 15 years . 

Dear Mr Morrison , sir , 

                                           A decade and a half is a long time ago , and certainly several years prior to the sexual turpitudes confessed by your spiritual mentor ( now  discharged ) .   Choosing 15 years was wise , since you never know who might front up at their local cop shop with a complaint to make , and a handbag brimming with saucy and incriminating polaroids .  

Of course , the trouble with blurting out 15years on the spur of the moment is that there are several miles of videotape showing you on stage at the sacred Hillsong premises with Mr Houston , celebrating your miraculous win in the 2019 election . 

Obviously , since you were the guest of honor for a congregation of thousands you could describe yourself as a guest rather than an attendee at that particular ritual .  But the great unwashed might not comprehend the subtle difference .  Certainly Ken junior and the mass media cannot . 

We can only hope that no nosy investigative journalist  uncovers more proof that your relationship with Mr Houston was foolishly intimate . 

Lastly , what is your current position regarding your attempt to take Mr Houston to the White House to visit President Trump ?  Initially you said that such speculation was gossip . You then admitted it was true.  Are you now going to say that you lied when you said it was true ? Or perhaps you could say that the press lied about you admitting it was true ?  At the time , the folk at the White House said they had declined your request for Mr Houston to attend their dinner because he had dodgy bona fides .  Are you going to deny that you knew anything about dodgy bona fides ? 

Oh what a web we weave , as the saying goes . But on the other hand if you weave lies like fury you might end up with a blanket rather than a web . And blankets are great for concealing things . 

Good luck with it all . 

Your comrade , Ken .