Reference:- Another of Scott Morrison's senators has turned against him .

 Reference:-  Experienced Liberal Senator , Fierraventi-Wells,  has asserted that Scott Morrison is not fit to be Prime Minister . 

Dear Mr Morrison , sir , 

                                           For the love of God , what next ?   Another member of your team has turned against you on the eve of the federal election .  Furthermore ,  much of the country is flooding again  , and nobody seems very impressed with your pre-election budget release .  Young Josh Frydenberg did try his best , but Ken junior refers to his speech as " The Emperor's New Budget ".   

I guess by that he means that only clever folk can see it's usefulness . And perhaps therein  lies your problem . At election time a budget needs to offer something that ordinary folk find reassuring  .  Figuratively speaking , a couple of hundred quid stapled to a how to vote card won't cut it .

You seemed a tad tired and emotional in recent interviews , so perhaps you need another break from the cut and thrust of politics .  Certainly it is not a good idea to exhaust yourself by visiting localities facing their second devastating flood in four weeks . But whatever you do don't bugger off to Hawaii  like you did during the fires .  

I suggested that you stay in Kirribilli and pretend to have Covid again , but Ken junior reckons that won't wash with voters . 

Sadly , since your Hillsong Church founder is embroiled in legal proceedings following his sordid  saucy shenanigans , it would be unwise to run any promotional videos which highlight your religiosity , as you did prior to the last election .

 The way I see it , you have two cards left to play .  You can tell everybody that Labor will let the national debt spiral out of control  .  And you can say that Labor can't be trusted with defense in these troubled times .  Just remember to have answers handy should some smart arse reveals that the national debt in fact doubled  under the LNP long before Covid , or reminds folk that it was a Labor government that saved our bacon in WW2 despite the previous conservative government selling raw materials to the enemy .  ( You may recall it was Japan back in those days , although now it is China. )

I hope you find this helpful . 

Your comrade , Ken .