Reference :- The pastor of our Prime Minister's favorite tax deductable cult is facing difficulties .

Reference :-   Hillsong  Church Pastor , Brian Houston  , is facing charges of concealing the sexual abuse of a minor . 

Dear internationally renowned Prime Minister , 

 It saddens us to hear that your Hillsong Pastor is facing criminal charges that could land him in the slammer for five years . We know how much you empathize with others when they are experiencing difficulties .  But try to look on the bright side . 

 For starters , the reverend or bishop or messiah or whatever title he has assumed , is well and truly cashed up and need not fear the cost of competent legal representation .  The chap is worth over ten million quid , a significant part of which came straight from the pockets of Australian taxpayers .   That is the beauty of these tax deductible businesses ... I mean religious cults . 

And of course , if neccessary , you are well placed to slip some more money his way .  Like the hundred grand you donated Hillsong from the public purse while you were on a beach in Hawaii recovering from the trauma of managing the bush fire response . 

So not much to worry about really .   

And here's another thing .  With accusations of kiddy fiddling on their record , Hillsong can now fully join the list of established religions , since all those quaintly outdated churches have been doing that for decades . 

It's a shame the census has been completed . I reckon it's well and truly time for '"Church of Hillsong " to join the list of religions one can tick as one's preferred superstition .

Mind you , lets hope this particular court case  doesn't flush any more victims out of hiding . Ten million quid can only go so far . 

Your comrade , Ken

 

 

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