Reference :- Outspoken Sky anchor , Andy Bolt , has finally conceded that global warming is a thing .

 Reference :-  Although Andy Bolt now believes the planet is warming , he has reminded us that there is no cause for alarm . 

Indeed Andy , the evidence for global warming is now so overwhelming that one would lose all credibility by denying it is happening .    Naturally your sidekick , young Rowan Dean , will continue  to tell us an ice age is upon us  .  But he has no credibility to lose in the first instance . His segments are seen as black comedy , not news . And rather poor black comedy at that , suffused with schadenfreude as it is .   

Anyway , thank heavens you served some good news with the bad , and reminded  us that we are rich enough to buy ourselves the technology that will allow us to enjoy comfortable lives while the planet becomes daily less habitable . 

 Mind you , out here at Kooralya nobody except the publican can even afford an air conditioner .   And Ken junior tells me that there are about 700 million folk globally living in extreme poverty .  Ken junior reckons these folk probably can't afford a decent feed , let alone an air conditioned flat somewhere in a gated community protected by a private militia .  

It is all very well for Ken junior to worry about those who live in abject poverty , but I told him we can't save everybody , and we have a duty to look after ourselves .   And to be honest , sad though it is , what can 700 million desperate and impoverished folk do that might disadvantage the likes of us , who have worked hard for what we have ? 

Thanks for being so upbeat . 

Your comrade, Ken . 

PS   If you get a chance , maybe you can persuade young Rowan Dean to change tack with his ice age obsession .  Trying to keep that rubbish going is stressing the poor fellow to the point where he is becoming inarticulate .  Perhaps he might enjoy doing a weekly Astrology segment instead ? It would give him an opportunity to research some actual facts for a change .