Reference:- Witty Sky presenter Rowan Dean shivered through another of his trademark Ice Age Watch comedy skits . '

Reference :-   Rowan always gets excited  when it snows. Especially in the antipodes .  

Winter is your favorite season Rowan , we can tell .  You obviously love telling jokes about snow , which also gives you the opportunity to ridicule the leaders of countries with Marxist leaders , like New Zealand .

Anyway Rowan , it goes without saying that when we are cold in the southern parts of the globe , folk are warm in the northern parts.   You don't much like reporting hot weather , but to be fair Rowan , you should keep us informed about record heat waves  , even if only to remind us that our current record heatwaves are cooler than the record heatwaves of the past . 

My poor cousin Phineas lives in New York .  Right now he and five million other citizens are sweltering . Apparently one of those record heatwaves is gripping the country , although you don't see that mentioned on the tele  over here .   I told Phineas to save his complaining for later , since it is not even summer there yet . 

And another thing Rowan  . You mentioned your source of data concerning the coming Ice Age so briefly that we could hardly hear you .  Ken junior has younger ears , and he could discern your familiar reference to " Electroverse " , which is the web site promoted by that chap who calls himself Cap Allon .  

 Mr Allon  is very secretive regarding his qualifications and personal details , although he does freely provide his bank account details for donations .   That's his right , of course , but  I reckon  that if Mr Allon  is concealing his identity he may have been unwise with his choice of nom de plume .  And this is why . 

  Ken junior decided to search for a qualified scientist called  Cap Allon , expecting it to crop up somewhere in the list of thousands of respected climate scientists , but didn't find it .   I told him he would have saved time if he had just gone straight to the list of climate scientists who deny the global warming theory , since that is shorter than a politicians apology .  But Mr Allon was not to be found there either . 

 Just as I was about to suggest that the strange moniker " Cap  Allon " may not be a real name , Ken junior  leapt to his feet . 

 " I have found him ! " ,  Ken junior said . 

 " Tell me all about him . "  ,  I said 

 " Cap Allon is an author of chidren's books " ,  Ken junior said . 

  " Well that's obviously not him ,  you idiot . " ,  I said . 

So Rowan , when you get a few moments , could you tell us who does produce " Electroverse " ? 

If you know the chap personally , and Cap Allon is not his real name , please give him a heads up regarding  his nom de plume being an  unwise choice . 

 Your comrade , Ken 

 PS  With all the snowfall at the moment ,  plenty of cruel but witty  lines  about   " green snowflakes " spring to mind .  You are probably smart enough to invent your own , but if you need help don't hesitate to ask .