Reference :- Sky News warns us constantly about the likelihood of war with China , but do we need to worry ?

Reference :-    Sky News has failed to notice all the quiet work that our Prime Minister has done to protect us from war with China . 

Dear purveyors of news that matters and opinions we can trust , 

Your Sky channel has been pretty dull lately , especially now you have become disenchanted with our Prime Minister .   You have also dusted  that Boris chap in Old Blighty , who you say has turned into a woke greenie .  Ken junior reckons that's because he recently  married somebody very young who would like the planet to last for another few decades .  Happy wife , happy life , as they say . 

Anyway , returning to our esteemed Prime Minister , you have failed to give him credit for ensuring that China will not attack the antipodes .  As a marketer with a degree in applied economics ( not the inapplicable version ) , Mr Morrison has used his sales skills to keep us safe from Chinese aggression . 

Thanks to him , China now owns the ports at Newcastle and Darwin , vast tracts of our farmland , our largest beef and dairy businesses , our largest baby formula producer and  4 billion dollars worth of our energy sector .  The Chinese also own countless gigalitres of our most precious natural resource , water , which they can enjoy tax free , unlike our own farmers . 

That has been a shrewd tactic , for which Mr Morrison deserves full credit .   Why would China start a war when it is successfully buying Australia at bargain basement prices ?    Wars aren't cheap , plus there would be substantial collateral damage to their own assets if they starting flinging ordinance our way . 

 And better still , realizing that there is no chance of war with China , Mr Morrison has managed to score a contract with a Chinese owned company which will manage the data storage of our military secrets for the bargain basement price of 53 million quid .  That company probably submitted a low tender thinking they could sell our secrets to the Chinese military . But why would the Chinese military be interested  if they  don't want to attack us for fear of damaging their own property ?

These are the subtleties that  Sky News has been missing of late .  

Anyway , changing the subject so that we to end on a high note , I did like the way Jonesie called that environmental activist , Greta Thunberg ,  a liar .   Nobody slanders school girls more bravely than Sky News .   Most of us would be afraid of litigation or looking like a belligerent old fool .  I mentioned the fact to Ken junior . 

"Why does Jonesie have the confidence to call GretaThunberg and 97% of scientists liars ? " ,  I said . 

" Because he will have died of old age by the time the climate crisis really hits  . " ,  Ken junior said . 

I guess Ken junior is entitled to his opinion . And I didn't feel a need to spare your feelings  Jonesie . A tough bloke like you , who once suggested drowning a woman by  "throwing her overboard in a chaff bag " no doubt faces his own impending  death with admirable sangfroid . 

Your comrade , Ken .