Reference :- The Sky News anchors think this budget looks like one that the crazy left might produce .
Dear custodians of conservative economic policy at Sky News ,
By Jove , we haven't had a budget like this from the Tories before . After watching Sky News I started to worry about uncontrolled government debt . It will soon be 43% of GDP at this rate !
Here at The Sky Reply young Monte is our numbers man , so I asked him to explain the country's economy in layman's terms .
"It's easy enough to understand if you just think of the nation as a household . Clearly it is common sense to equate an entire nation's economy to a household budget , since the only difference is simply one of scale , Monte said . I liked the sound of that .
" Keep talking . I like simple explanations . " , I said
Monte explained the obvious , which is that the countries most in debt are in a bad way , whereas those with little debt are prosperous .
" Give me some examples " , I said .
" Well the UK , France , Germany , the USA , and Singapore all have two or three times the government debt we have in Australia . " , Monte said .
" Those places must be dreadful " , I said .
" Name some countries with less debt than us . " , I said .
" Kosovo has half our debt ratio . Afghanistan a quarter of it , and Libya about a tenth . " Monte said
" Well those countries must be the most prosperous in the world . " , I said
Gabbo had been listening .
" Can I say something ? " , Gabbo said .
" A household income stops when the breadwinners retire , but a country's income goes on indefinitely and continues to grow with time . That means the household budget analogy is wrong . " Gabbo said .
" Stop complicating things Gabbo . " , I said .
" And tell me , why is the government encouraging folk to borrow ten times their annual income to buy a house if debt is bad ? That is 1000% of their personal GDP , and they have only a limited working life to pay it back . " , Gabbo said .
" You're making my brain hurt . " , I said .
Anyway , Gabbo then gave me a money problem to solve .
He calls it " Find the missing money . "
It looks simple , but if I can't work it out myself I will ask for help in tomorrow's post .
Your comrade , Ken .
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