Reference :- The hard working team at Sky News seems lost lately .

 Reference :-  Now that the Murdoch media are dusting our Prime Minister , the Sky News hosts  seem confused. 

 Dear lost souls at Sky News , 

 Now that the Prime Minister is so on the nose that even Mr Murdoch can't stomach him , you must redefine your goals .   Sadly you can't  promote anybody else in the Coalition .  It is always easy to dump a Prime Minister if there is another more suitable candidate gloating on the front bench .  Unfortunately ,  with all the accusations of criminal behavior and the subsequent games of parliamentary musical chairs such a candidate does not exist .    

However  you can't just continue to ignore Mr Morrison .   Mr Morrison is your creation , and now he is disgraced you must accept some responsibility for the situation , and not repeat the mistakes of Victor Frankenstein .  Have you heard Mr Morrison lately ?   The Coalition members have enjoyed  the support of Sky News for so long that they have never learnt how to survive without it . Labor and the Greens had to develop such skills long ago ,  but poor Mr Morrison can't cope . 

Sky News has created a spoiled child , and now he is running amok trashing the joint . You can't just turn your backs like bad parents and pretend nothing is happening .  My advice is that you give him a stern talking to , and maybe a clip under the earhole . You must still dump him , of course , but at least you can limit the damage he does to the Coalition before he vanishes into the obscurity he so richly deserves. 

Your comrade , Ken .  

Disclaimer :-     In these days of political correctness we feel the need to point out that the expression " clip under the earhole " was meant metaphorically . We used it as a metaphor for " boot up the backside ".