Reference :- Parliament House is starting to look like a poorly run bordello . When will Peta Credlin speak up to defend the Prime Minister and his buddies ?
Indeed is is a difficult situation for you Peta , and you are wise to avoid drawing attention to yourself . Parliament House has many a dark closet fairly brimming with hidden skeletons , some of which may point a bony finger in your direction .
Of course your fans , remembering the long passed days of Mr Morrison's public relations victories , are asking " Where the bloody hell are ya ? "
Nevertheless that was a good idea , running a story about how one of the 3.6 million teachers in the USA has asked his students to avoid saying mum and dad since not all kids are raised by a mum and dad . That is the the kind of ground breaking news that we need to shift the limelight from the biggest sex scandal since the days of Caligula .
Anyway Peta , try to stay calm . It is unlikely that any of the staff at Parliament House bear you ill will. You were much loved there , by all accounts , but if some malcontent tries to tarnish your reputation they will be met with the full force of your legal training .
Furthermore your comrade , Alan Jones , has your back . He has already reminded the great unwashed that you tried your best to " drain the Canberra swamp" while you were working there . Meaning of course , that anybody who comes forward with unfavorable disclosures about you can be swiftly dismissed as a grudge bearing former swamp monster .
I know it's often hard for you to tolerate Jonesie's obsequious rants , but keep smiling , he is a vital ally .
Your comrade , Ken
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