Reference :- The Sky Reply was going to run " Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned " as a banner headline .
Sometimes a chap of advanced age can become out of touch with modern standards of courtesy , and unintentionally offend the rules of political correctness . Fortunately Ken junior put me straight .
" I wouldn't use ' Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned ' . " , Ken junior said .
I thought about it and could see he might have a point .
" What would you suggest then ? " I said
" Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned , especially if it is Peta Credlin . " Ken junior said .
The undisputed matron of Sky News , Peta Credlin , wasted no time in castigating former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd after he had presented his call for a Royal Commission into the Media to Parliament .
And fair enough too Peta . Losing a court battle with him , and copping a fine for unintentionally lying about him is enough to irritate anybody . You deserve to take revenge , and it was fun watching your response . The actual discussion with Mr Rudd in parliament was so calm it was boring . What a relief it was to flick on Sky News and have the usual venomous diatribe hilariously spat at us .
But Peta , do be careful. Your seat in the courtroom is still warm from your last visit and it is unwise to risk another punitive litigation . As Schopenhauer told us , fury can tempt one into the use hyperbole , and lies .
You started venting by calling the petition a " narcissistic sideshow " . But the largest e -petition in Australian history , with over half a million signatories calling for action is not a " sideshow ". And those signatures were accrued in less than one month , with computer glitches a limiting factor .
Dull though it was , we watched Mr Rudd's introductory speech , with a critical eye peeled for evidence of narcissism . Strangely he didn't mention himself once , referencing instead , other political figures who had suffered unfair treatment by the Murdoch media . Perhaps you use a less common definition of "narcissism "? One that does not include appearing on the front of a video called " Dangerous Decisions " pretending to be Glenn Close .
Another point you made concerned the current kerfuffle surrounding the power of Facebook and Google . You said that Kevin Rudd is so busy admonishing the Murdoch media that he has not bothered to express concern about those companies . That would have been a good point if it was true . In fact Mr Rudd mentioned his concern about those companies in the first five minutes of his appearance, so you were unintentionally mistaken again .
Anyway Peta , at least you did make one sensible remark . Your " sticking a knife in the back " of Mr Rudd statement was clever , since you referred to the knife as being in the hands of Julia Gillard , which left you innocent of violent intent .
And we sure laughed when you accused Mr Rudd of having a " creepy Credlin obsession ". There was a none too subtle sexual flavor to that remark . Ken junior laughed .
" I reckon quite a few blokes might have an obsession with " creepy Credlin " . Ken junior said .
He might be right , but don't let it go to your head .
Your comrade , Ken .
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