Reference :- You would think the Sky News hosts would would tire of being wrong . But no .
Dear purveyors of fearless opinions ,
Can you imagine our surprise when we discovered that Premier Daniel Andrews has been nominated for the 2020 McKinnon Prize for political leadership ? Your cadre at Sky News has been telling us that Mr Andrews is an incompetent leftie traitor . ( About 9 million times at last count ) .
Well obviously our first thought was that the McKinnon Prize must be a tool of the woke latte sipping lefties . But as it turns out , the award is independent and non- partisan . The award has been dished out to folk on both sides of the so called 'political divide ".
One of the linchpins of your team , Rita Panahi , was so shocked to hear of the nomination that she could only resort to that overused cliche " this must be an attempt at comedy " .
( Tut tut Rita ... very disappointing . What has happened to your amusing alliteration ? You could have run with " pathetic premier's prize proposal ") .
Annoyingly , Ken junior reckons that the recent polls showing Mr Andrews has the overwhelming support of his electorate might have swayed the judges .
Anyway , maybe he won't receive the award despite the nomination . He has said he is not interested in the award , only the best interests of Victorians . Furthermore , he said that he would prefer to see the nurses and grocery workers and food delivery folk and all responsible citizens recognised .
And that kind of selfish hypocrisy is bound to annoy the judges .
Your comrade , Ken .
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