Reference :- Is it us ? Or has Sky News jumped the shark ?

Reference :-   Sky News is more hilarious than usual of late .   

Last night we cracked the popcorn and switched on the tele for our daily dose of Sky News . 

The recent rains have filled the water tank . The paddocks are green .  The lads have fixed Monte's motorbike so it does wheelies better than ever .  The latest batch of home brew is a true vintage . And Dog had enjoyed a hoot of a day chasing a couple of cheeky hares down by the creek . 

Ken junior  crammed his mouth full of salty caramel popcorn , flicked the switch on the tele , and flopped back into the chaise longue . 

"  I wonder what happened today ? "   Ken junior mumbled as he chomped away . 

   A moment later Peta Credlin , plastered with more make up than a pantomime witch , loudly announced ( in her trademark disgusted tone )   "  Woke madness is destroying the West ! " 

Ken junior laughed so suddenly that he sprayed popcorn across our Persian rug . 

" Hey , don't trash the Persian rug ! " ,  I said 

 " It's a fake anyway . "  ,  Ken junior said 

 " But it's a good fake . They don't make them like that anymore .  Clean it up " ,  I said 

  Ken junior nodded in the direction of Dog who had jumped into action immediately and was slurping up the popcorn . 

 " Already done" , Ken junior said . 

 Dog glanced about furtively , hoping for more popcorn .  As it turned out , there was plenty more to come . 

 " I wonder how long it will take for them to say " Marxist ? " ,  Gabbo laughed . 

  Suddenly Peta's comrade at Sky News , Rowan Dean , was banging on about " woke identity politics " and " the left wing agenda " .

 "They are interviewing each other again ! " ,   Monte burst out , and sprayed another mouthful  of popcorn over the rug .  Dog leapt into action , tail wagging . 

 Gabbo had his stopwatch running , and 27 seconds into the show Rowan warned us of the 

 " dangerous neo- marxist creed "  .    

Well that was all we could take .  Popcorn flew everywhere , and we ended up throwing handfuls at each other while we rolled about laughing hysterically . 

 Dog loved it . 

 Anyway , on a more serious note , it is very noble of Peta to risk her credibilty like that .  

She gets well paid to stir fear among us so that the elite sucking the planet dry go unnoticed .  And she gives it her best .

I explained this to the lads . 

 "  What about Rowan Dean's credibilty ? "  ,  Monte said . 

"  He never had any credibility in the first place "  , Gabbo said . 

 Dog could see what was coming , and was ready . 

  Your comrade , Ken