Reference :- Peta Credlin has returned from her lair . She hasn't mellowed during her absence.
Welcome back Peta . Ken junior was the first to discover you have returned . He tuned in half way through one of your trademark fulminations about " the left " , whoever the hell they are . Apparently, you claim , the mysterious " left " is trying to fuel discontent . You appear to believe that the " left " is deliberately making us angry to stir division and destroy the country .
I must say , this is an alarming prospect . I asked Ken junior if he could elaborate .
" Can you elaborate regarding this evil leftist plot to stir division ? " I said
" No I can't . " , Ken junior said .
" Why not ? " , I said .
" I turned the tele off after one minute of Credlin's show . She was making me too angry . " , Ken junior said
Gosh Peta , if Ken junior finds you disturbingly confrontational , I can hardly imagine how bad the mysterious " left " must be!
Anyway Peta , we do welcome you back . You are the undisputed Queen of the Shock Frocks , and a role model for the likes of Rita Panahi . Though Rita has youth on her side , in our hearts she will never fill the crusty old jack boots of a veteran like you .
Your comrade , Ken .
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