Monday, December 21, 2020

Reference :- Sky News made a dog's breakfast of covering Donald Trump's performance in the Presidential Election . How well did they assess Daniel Andrew's performance as Premier of Victoria ?

Reference :- Sky Reply contributor , Monte  , has researched the recent performance of Daniel Andrews,  and compared it with the predictions of Sky News . 

 Monte found the subject more difficult to research than he first thought .  But then he discovered he could find more information by searching  " Comrade Dan "   " No Plan Dan " or   " Dodgy Dan "   on the always respectful Sky News website .  However ,  he  did fail to look up " Stockholm Syndrome " .

Sky News predicted that Mr Andrews would be unable to contain the spread of Covid in his state . 

But Victoria has now gone 52 days without a single new local transmission .  Possibly the best result in the world . 

Sky News predicted that Mr Andrew's performance during the pandemic would destroy voter confidence .

But the latest polls show that he has over 70% voter approval .  

Of course , Sky News has been quick to explain that 70% of Victorians are clearly suffering from "Stockholm Syndrome ".     I mentioned this to Monte . 

" Don't forget to take into account 'Stockholm Syndrome ' , Monte  " ,  I said . 

 " What's that ? "  ,  Monte said .

 "  It's when a captive is psychologically manipulated to bond with their abuser "  I said . 

 "  Oh , well that definitely did happen . " , Monte said.

 " How so ?  "  I said 

 " It's pretty bloody obvious that anybody who swallows the garbage on Sky News suffers from full blown galloping tertiary bandicoot Stockholm Syndrome " , Monte said . 

 I wonder if you can get a vaccine for that ?  

Your comrade , Ken .

 


 


 

 


 



 

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