Reference :- Sky Reply contributor , Monte , has researched the recent performance of Daniel Andrews, and compared it with the predictions of Sky News .
Monte found the subject more difficult to research than he first thought . But then he discovered he could find more information by searching " Comrade Dan " " No Plan Dan " or " Dodgy Dan " on the always respectful Sky News website . However , he did fail to look up " Stockholm Syndrome " .
Sky News predicted that Mr Andrews would be unable to contain the spread of Covid in his state .
But Victoria has now gone 52 days without a single new local transmission . Possibly the best result in the world .
Sky News predicted that Mr Andrew's performance during the pandemic would destroy voter confidence .
But the latest polls show that he has over 70% voter approval .
Of course , Sky News has been quick to explain that 70% of Victorians are clearly suffering from "Stockholm Syndrome ". I mentioned this to Monte .
" Don't forget to take into account 'Stockholm Syndrome ' , Monte " , I said .
" What's that ? " , Monte said .
" It's when a captive is psychologically manipulated to bond with their abuser " I said .
" Oh , well that definitely did happen . " , Monte said.
" How so ? " I said
" It's pretty bloody obvious that anybody who swallows the garbage on Sky News suffers from full blown galloping tertiary bandicoot Stockholm Syndrome " , Monte said .
I wonder if you can get a vaccine for that ?
Your comrade , Ken .
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