Reference :- The lads at The Sky Reply have run amok .

Reference  :-   With no Sky News to reply to over the Christmas break , Ken junior , Gabbo and Monte have spent too much time on the internet . 

Each of the lads has become obsessed with a conspiracy theory .   Possibly fueled by munching too many of Ken junior's herb cookies .  

It all started with Gabbo, who reckons the murder of President Kennedy was a CIA operation . Then Monte told us that the moon landing was faked in a movie studio .  Ken junior is convinced that the Twin Towers attack was an inside job .  These days you can't trust the media , so I told the lads that there are all kinds of weirdos out there inventing conspiracies .  

"Why would they do that ? " ,   Monte said 

" Maybe to distract us with fake conspiracies so we don't notice what is really happening ."  ,  I said .

"  That sounds like a conspiracy theory to me .  "   Gabbo said . 

"  Just shut up and give me one of those cookies  . "   I said . 

   As time passed , things started to get out of hand . 

 ken junior decided that president kennedy had been assassinated  because he had discovered they were going to fake the moon landings and monte reckoned all the moon landing budget was used to spray chemtrails from commercial aircraft so the aliens at roswell could breathe in our atmosphere then gabbo said passengers on some of those aircraft saw the chemtrail canisters so they crashed them into the twin towers to prevent them from talking and now the fake coronavirus pandemic means there are no passengers on aircraft and they can load them with even more chemtrail substances so the alien reptilians can establish a new world order once the fake global warming hysteria has convinced us to stop burning fossil fuels and devastated our economies but then gabbo wanted to know if I had a favourite conspiracy theory and I said I had uncovered  my own and it wasn't crazy like the others and ken junior wanted to hear it so I told him that brexit and the fake covid pandemic were related and they said how is that and I said the only reason either occurred is because boris johnson needed to settle a wager he made with dominic cummings back in his oxford days about how many lorries could fit on the manston airport runway and the lads all thought that it was obvious now I had pointed it out and it said volumes about the lack of integrity in the media the way that this oxford wager conspiracy has been suppressed for over thirty years anyway that's all for now the lads have just fried our entire months supply of sausages and I had better grab a dozen before they are all eaten off the table by the dog your comrade ken .