Reference :- The petition calling for an investigation into fake news is fake news , according to the alleged perpetrators of fake news .
Dear opinion makers and fierce opponents of deception at Sky News ,
It looks like that jerk who signs petitions using the names of cartoon characters has struck again , which of course destroys the credibilty of the whole petition . The lads here at the Sky Reply say it reminds them of the time when you exposed that fraudulent petition calling for action on climate change . It was supposedly signed by 11,000 climate scientists. What a joke that was . Sky News took a good look at that supposed list , and found that somebody had signed ..." Goofy " I think it was , or maybe Donald Duck .
By the time we heard about it , the list of signatures had been removed from the web . Having done your job , and with other matters to address ( At the time I think they were the massive bushfires and record heat waves ) the journalists at Sky News moved on to greener pastures . Figuratively speaking of course , since much of the country was blackened by ash . But here at the Sky Reply we followed the story to it's sad conclusion and it turned out that no less than 34 phony or joke signatures were discovered on that climate action petition .
It could easily be that the same jerks signed this latest petition too , possibly several times using various cartoon character names as a nom de plume . Modelling the percentage of fake signatures from the climate petition , since there are already a massive 320,000 signatures on the media petition , we could expect several hundred joke signatures this time . It would take ages to go through them all looking for the phonies , but Sky Reply contributor Monte is willing to do this for you .
Monte has a suggestion for your banner headline .
" Six hundred sham socialists sign senseless solicitation " Pretty good , don't you think ? It's this kind of clever alliteration that sets Sky News apart from the rest . And don't worry if there aren't quite 600 joke signatures on the petition , Monte says he is quite willing to write in a few extra so the headline wording isn't ruined . And maybe a few of the team at Sky News could do fake signatures as well , if we need the numbers . Are you with me ?
Anyway , we await your call. This is a deeply concerning issue you have raised , and don't be diverted by those who say it is self serving of you to steer public opinion regarding a petition that asserts you have a penchant for steering public opinion . It's a concept too difficult for most to comprehend .
Your comrade , Ken .
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