Reference :- Former Prime Minister , Mr Tony Abbott has finally registered as an agent of foreign influence .

Reference :-   Mr Abbott is now an adviser to the United Kingdom Board of Trade , and has registered as a person of foreign influence .  Who at Sky News wants to run the story?

 To the hardworking truth seekers at Sky News, 

  Last year Sky News reported that it was outrageous to ask redundant Prime Minister , Tony Abbott to pencil his name onto the list of " agents of foreign influence " .   Mr Abbott himself called the request "absurd ".     But that was a few months back, and now he has scored his controversial new job,  he has decided that he is indeed an agent of foreign influence after all .  

Sky News was quite horrified that their beloved and patriotic  Prime Minister  ( unceremoniously ousted ) should ever be listed as an agent of foreign influence .   But now he is . With his own permission . 

As we have pointed out so often , it is a bad look to ignore the story just because it reveals you were wrong .   And the beauty of being 100% wrong is that you don't have to bother with annoying details or complex nuances .   The best way to deal with this is to simply front foot the whole situation and declare your mistake ,  then quickly move on .  But who should run the story ? 

 Peta Credlin could be your choice of presenter, since she has experience in this regard .   Like when she apologized for falsely accusing the South Sudanese in Melbourne of spreading lethal contagion .  But her apologies are a tad too fierce .

 Alan Jones  ( AKA  Frankenjonesie  ) is unlikely to admit he was wrong unless one of his vitriolic rants has unfortunate commercial consequences . 

Rowan Dean , despite his sporty new hairdo , is still just the weather boy and closely associated with the lunatic fringe so he  can't be taken seriously .

Chris Kenny is too preoccupied with his war against the ABC .   He even had a body language  expert ( of sorts ) analyze Media Watch presenter Paul Barry . Apparently the way Mr Barry moves his eyebrows, or something,  proves he is a raving Marxist . This is not the time to distract Chris , since he may soon be investigating the usefulness of phrenology for identifying unionists . 

That pretty much leaves young Andy Bolt  with the job .  His loyalties shift , and this shiftiness means he can criticize Mr Abbott without offending his regular viewers .  Anyway , all Andy has to say is that Mr Abbott's new job has forced him to register as an agent of foreign influence . 

 Andy clearly has experience with working under the influence  himself , so he is your man for the job . 

Your comrade , Ken .

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