Reference :- Master of the condescending laugh , Andy Bolt , reprimanded the Prime Minister on Sky News .

Reference :-     Andy Bolt spluttered with anger because our esteemed Prime Minister suggested that Andy was willing to let a few older folk die, if necessary , to save the economy .  

Don't feel bad for dusting Mr Morrison , Andy .  Sure , you have strongly supported him and his neoliberal cronies in the past , through floods and fires and droughts and climate change and all manner of accounting errors and stuff ups . 

But look where it has got you .  Don't think for a minute that Mr Morrison was only making a mistake when he accused you of suggesting we offer up our elderly as a sacrifice to save the economy .  He is no fool, and without wishing to stoke your paranoia , I reckon he is trying  to totally destroy your career out of sheer jealousy .

Think about it Andy .  You get on the tele far more than him .  By your own admission you are the most popular conservative journalist in the country . ( I daresay you will be awarded a Nobel Prize for Conservativeness before very long ) .   You have all the answers to our problems , and he has none .  He hasn't even noticed that we are being overrun by fake aborigines , something you have warned us of persistently . 

So Andy , take my advice , and destroy him before he destroys you .   You know how these things go. Your ratings will fall, and then Sky will accuse you of some sexual misdemeanor from years ago so they can void your contract and keep your accrued holiday pay .     There is no shortage of shabby sheilas who would willingly point their finger at yours and say it had caused mischief .    Especially in exchange for a tax free stipend or an off balance sheet cash transaction .   Are you with me , Andy ?

You must stick the knife in Andy , and though I know you are not the spiteful type , you must do it now without hesitation . 

There is plenty of material you can use , and deposing a Prime Minister will be another feather in your cap when invitations to the next Nobel Prizes are being dished out . 

If you need some dirt in a hurry , the barmaid at the Kooralya pub says that if you slip her a few quid she will tell you all about the time  Mr Morrison touched her inappropriately when she was serving beer at a footy tournament or something .   For a few quid more she might even be able to remember where it was he touched her .... I think it was in Sydney . 

Let me know if we can help.   Your comrade , Ken